aimaad22 3622 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 [tweet] [/tweet] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35554 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Been off since the 18th of December. Currently watching YouTube videos on how to tie a noose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Been off since the 18th of December. Currently watching YouTube videos on how to tie a noose. You breeze it at work and don't make out any different Ringo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35554 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 That's cos I'm super intelligent though. Which makes me more prone to contemplating the futility of it all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 That's cos I'm super intelligent though. Which makes me more prone to contemplating the futility of it all. Just put it in yer head your buying an olive/lemon farm somewhere warm. It keeps me going. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35554 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I once stayed at a converted olive press in the middle of nowhere in Tuesday. Wandering to the local store and pointing at different breads/meats like a classic Englishman abroad. I'd even commit to learning the language if I lived there full time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Park Life 71 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 was off from 23rd till today combated not wanting to go back to work today by taking rest of week off, it's how the king rolls Respec. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4012 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Have been in over the two weeks so I'm enjoying seeing the barely controlled despair on the faces of people returning today. This is being enhanced ten fold by the fact I'm fucking off to Cyprus next Friday for a week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30798 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Have been in over the two weeks so I'm enjoying seeing the barely controlled despair on the faces of people returning today. This is being enhanced ten fold by the fact I'm fucking off to Cyprus next Friday for a week. This should alleviate some of that smugness: http://www.bbc.co.uk/weather/146268 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4012 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 I don't really expect it to be more than 20 at the most. Just fancied somewhere relaxing and semi-familiar for a break. I'll go somewhere ridiculous later in the year. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30798 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Beautiful Island like. Only been the once but hired a car and went to the Troodos Mountains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35554 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Troodat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4012 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Beautiful Island like. Only been the once but hired a car and went to the Troodos Mountains.Did that the first time I was there - scariest driving I've ever done. I've hired a car this time as well and will do more exploring. That first time was in a Jeep which in summer was a recipe for being fried alive. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6443 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Barely stopped working the entire 'holidays'. Manifesting the shit out of sending our book to print January 12th. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17086 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Troodat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClubSpinDoctor 0 Posted January 5, 2015 Share Posted January 5, 2015 Beautiful Island like. Only been the once but hired a car and went to the Troodos Mountains. Agreed, I hired a jet ski and went to Nissi Beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17086 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 I cycle to work every day. Since coming back to work on Monday there are a lot more than normal. All on their new year resolutions. I would like to say its nice to see, but when they act like bell ends jumping red lights are generally riding like cath words its not good! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wykikitoon 17086 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Has anyone seen this bollocks about Kanye and McCartney shite on Twitter?Who gives a fuck if some kids dont know who McCartney is. Its not mental, they're younger and listen to music from now, not lisetning to the Beatles FFS. I didnt listen to my fathers music when I was a kid. Some though did so some knew that music. Some know who he is, a lot dont! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ayatollah Hermione 12899 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Also, it's ridiculous that some people think black people can't make jokes either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
catmag 336 Posted January 6, 2015 Share Posted January 6, 2015 Ohhhhh the things we wish we could say.... http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/health/ae-waiting-times-would-improve-if-you-werent-such-idiots-say-experts-2015010694135 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChezGiven 0 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Security at the airport pulled my underpants out of my briefcase and inspected them this morning. My flight then pulled up sharply and aborted the landing about 100m off the ground in thick fog. Not sure which was more traumatic. Eventful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4970 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 What exactly do you mean by 'inspected'? I'm picturing the use of a pair of tweasers and a stern, frowning expression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14136 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Biohazard suits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jonasjuice 0 Posted January 7, 2015 Share Posted January 7, 2015 Chez rumbled smuggling knock-off Hello Kitty knickers back to flog down the estate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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