Gemmill 35887 Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 If you'd told me in advance, I would have sponsored you £100 to do it in your shiny suit. Again, you're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Howmanheyman 27726 Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 I can almost guarantee you're gonna have a nightmare experience with this. Is it a new build you've moved to? If you want my good mate Besty's email address, let me know, but there's probably not a lot they'll do if it's just engineer availability. With mine there was a fault on the line which no one was doing anything to resolve for weeks, which is why I went to the top with it.It's engineer availability, the house has been done out to sell but they haven't got a telephone point in for some reason. Kids are bored shitless, place 'up a height', no TV, no kodi films, no room, kitchen too small etc, and I didn't even get the chance to sponsor trophyshite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trophyshy 6481 Posted February 29, 2016 Share Posted February 29, 2016 If you'd told me in advance, I would have sponsored you £100 to do it in your shiny suit. Again, you're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3764 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 A few months ago I posted about a fluffy management course I am on. We have had 5 two day "sessions". Half way through the last one atm. I was sceptical but given it the benefit of the doubt until today but this morning I was made to watch a film called "The Secret" apparently based on a self help book of the same name. It's basically a PMA advert and I was expecting Kris Akabusi (was it him?) turn up half way through. Two things put me right off it, one was a guy whose job title was "visionary" and the other was a woman saying she cured her boob cancer by laughing. I left the room and went for a coffee when that bint was on. Now I am not sure how much this woman running the course is getting paid but I bet it's a good lump and she is absolutely robbing a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3764 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Also everyone else on the course has gone to their room to "meditate" on what we learnt today. I went for a swim and am now in the bar. I will be channeling my college-self tomorrow by turning up half cut and not paying any attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26958 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 Just enjoy a couple of days out of the office and a night in a hotel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kid Dynamite 6101 Posted March 1, 2016 Share Posted March 1, 2016 I got in trouble when I laughed at a woman with breast cancer. They need to make their minds up Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30913 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 A few months ago I posted about a fluffy management course I am on. We have had 5 two day "sessions". Half way through the last one atm. I was sceptical but given it the benefit of the doubt until today but this morning I was made to watch a film called "The Secret" apparently based on a self help book of the same name. It's basically a PMA advert and I was expecting Kris Akabusi (was it him?) turn up half way through. Two things put me right off it, one was a guy whose job title was "visionary" and the other was a woman saying she cured her boob cancer by laughing. I left the room and went for a coffee when that bint was on. Now I am not sure how much this woman running the course is getting paid but I bet it's a good lump and she is absolutely robbing a living. Was Linford Christie iirc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35887 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 That's mint. And yes I have sat and followed one all the way through to make sure it worked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill 0 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 That's mint. And yes I have sat and followed one all the way through to make sure it worked. Did that too before I saw your reply. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4021 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Just had to email the HR department in our Irish office and one of the lass's names is "Cliodhna" - how the fuck is that pronounced? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35887 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Cleaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4021 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 So more useful than HR then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meenzer 14166 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26958 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Not a fucking clue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 35887 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Is it not Leona? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30913 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 It is Cleener https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cl%C3%ADodhna Can't think why it's not more popular tbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39211 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Ireland- an entire nation of dyslexics. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NJS 4021 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Can you confirm Niamh is Nee-ve as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39211 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Can you confirm Niamh is Nee-ve as well?It's pronounced Doreen. Emphasis on the s. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Monkeys Fist 39211 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Tír na nÓg Someone call 999, Ant's just had a stroke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kevin Carr's Gloves 3285 Posted March 2, 2016 Share Posted March 2, 2016 Someone call 999, Ant's just had a stroke. And jizzed on the screen the dirty kernt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 4005 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 My new pup knows the score already. Possession of the Sky remote is everything Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex 30913 Posted March 3, 2016 Share Posted March 3, 2016 Went to a Megatripolis all-nighter called Tír na nÓg once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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