Rayvin 4964 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Woah, hold on I have none of those things, what does that make me  Contrast this with a BBC poll that decided I was part of 'the elite', i think we can safely say that these things are nonsense. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 9, but a couple that I don't have are definitely in my future. Â Which fucking 9? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 3. Matching coasters is not middle class ffs. Unless they're matching your Ski Goggles? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Which fucking 9? Â I don't have a Brompton and technically the Aga belongs to my lass, but the Dyson is mine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34509 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I've got a Sebo. The thinking man's Dyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I've got a Sebo. The thinking man's Dyson. Â A bag? You luddite! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happy Face 29 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I've got 1 Â A BBQ... but I was given that and never bought any gas for it so think I deserve a zero. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Andrew 4223 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 3! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 What's a smeg fridge? Sounds unpleasant Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34509 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I used to have a Smeg dishwasher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26395 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 I've a built in vacuum cleaner. That's bound to be more middle class than a Dyson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 A built in vacuum cleaner...? Built into what, your arm? Â WTF is a built in vacuum cleaner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26395 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 The vacuum itself is in the garage and it's then piped to five points throughout the house. All you do is plug the hose into the nearest outlet. Is this not a thing? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayvin 4964 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Holy fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemmill 34509 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Sounds to me like you've got five gloryholes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Christmas Tree 3997 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Sounds like you've bought an ex meth lab Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 The vacuum itself is in the garage and it's then piped to five points throughout the house. All you do is plug the hose into the nearest outlet. Is this not a thing? My mate's parents house has something similar to that. There's a foot-operated rubber button ont he floor that turns on a vacuum and most of the cupboards have, at their base, a grate. Sweep the stuff to the side, stand on the button, abracadabra and the dust is gone. I think it's only in their kitchen though. Â I did ask that if they're sweeping the stuff to the side, why don't they just go round with a vacuum, but apparently that's not the point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17800 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 The vacuum itself is in the garage and it's then piped to five points throughout the house. All you do is plug the hose into the nearest outlet. Is this not a thing? What the actual fuck? What is the point in that? Where does the dust go? Â I got 4, or 5 if you count the wife's multiple Mulberry bags. Being middle class isn't about possessions though, is it? Corbyn is ultra middle class and doesn't own a razor or an iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Fish 8994 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 What the actual fuck? What is the point in that? Where does the dust go? Â I got 4, or 5 if you count the wife's multiple Mulberry bags. Being middle class isn't about possessions though, is it? Corbyn is ultra middle class and doesn't own a razor or an iron. Didn't he already say that the dust goes into his garage? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ewerk 26395 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 The dust goes into the main vacuum unit in the garage. It's basically an extra powerful vacuum piped around the house so you don't have a drag a normal vacuum about. My wife says it's very convenient Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17800 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 (edited) Staggering that there's a use case for this. How is it more convenient than a light weight cordless machine? Bet it will cost a fortune to fix once the motor goes as well. Â Just looked it up, literally every room has to have a rat sized hole in the wall and you still have to move and store the tubing. This worse than Gemmill's Roomba, madness. Edited September 27, 2016 by Renton Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Renton 17800 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 So it's a norn iron thing then? No more explanation needed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 Sounds very Irish doesn't it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
strawb 3660 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 1 working class hero here Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGingerQuiff 2412 Posted September 27, 2016 Share Posted September 27, 2016 How much was your dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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