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It's all going to turn into a burn the manager at the stake campaign within 4-5 games because "this team should be challenging" sorta thing. Same as it ever was.

That is a forecast man you daft shite... check out the records of what has actually happened over the course of a whole year or matbe ten or erm 50

Is this the spy thread? "The weather in London is five degrees warmer than Newcastle at this time of the year." "The premier league footballer, like the southern rat, may be spotted moving North but no further than the tip of the southern climate." "I shall get up in one minute, take the briefcase, in it is all the hot Mitch summer temperatures and player targets with the limits each club will not sanction a sale. This concludes the end of your DoF interview. The MLFs will self destruct a month into the new season. Good luck."

6'4" Wor Eddie loves a unit

if we can get those three in before or close to the start of pre-season, things are looking pretty decent all of a sudden. that would leave just a CF to go, plus possibly a new CM if one of willock or longstaff leave

also says a price is close to being agreed with burnley for trafford

He's the only person reporting that the Elanga bid has been accepted? I wonder if he just saw the title of The Magpie TV Channel's YouTube video, which they had to rescind on the actual video.

https://archive.ph/IVND6

Are you all missing where it says we’ve had a £55m bid accepted for Elanga? Big Mitch leaves and suddenly we’re splashing the cash. Gemmill is more cursed that the tomb of Tutankhamun.

Hope he doesn't mind it being 5 Deg cooler than London.

In my hotel I have so far spotted two people in Sunderland shirts and zero in Newcastle jerseys. My reaction to those in Sunderland shirts was an incredibly indifferent ‘oh that’s a Sunderland shirt’. Obviously followed by my one man guard of honour while looking down at my shoes and muttering how I hate the mags anarl.

They're going around just posting random shots of people wearing Newcastle shirts (is this even legal)? Absolutely bizarre. The Bear Beets lad has found a photo of a teenage paper boy on X wearing a shirt - from 22 years ago. Now, taking a step back, who is the odd one here?

Centre back ✅ Young ✅ Playing abroad ✅ Eye-talian ✅

The mention of MBS’s human rights track record suddenly becoming an issue is, equally, a monumental dose of irony and a complete lack of self awareness

Yes sir

Bosh

mad that Barcelona didn't reciprocate his stated interest.

i don't recall newcastle's support being that desperate to be relevant that we've completely fabricated stories about bringing london, its inhabitants and its tourist industry to a standstill while we were given a guard of honour as we walked the streets. the stupid mackem cunt.

https://x.com/mhardysport/status/1941092046183534847 Everybody shut up now

Dougle thinks he's a cunt if he goes anywhere but Newcastle

FWIW I love living in London but completely understand why a lot of people hate the place. One thing that shouldn’t be overlooked is that there are huge ex-pat communities here so for foreign players that can be a draw. In the case of Pedro, there are thousands of Brazilians and Portuguese and it can feel a like bit of a home from home. He’s still a fucking snide though.

came for the transfer speculation. stayed for the weather updates