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I'll defer to Luis Enrique

Leedds United had an open top bus parade in the city on Monday. Apparently 300k fans turned up. My said the centre was an absolute mess on Tuesday morning. Apparently the council taped all the bins up because of 'terrorist threats' so a load of cunts threw shit everywhere. Anyways, a load were climbing on bus shelters and trees. Some kids smashed a bus shelter up and a kid was up a tree, he's pissed up and fallen and is currently in ICU. I've seen a video of him falling, it's fucking awful. Hope the lad pulls through like. Can't wait for them to go back down

I own exclusive rights to the "my own eyes framework" so they can fuck off.

Am waiting for him to get one or two pockets of support on here for this…

Having been brought up Catholic and having catholic elder relatives. Yes, catholics are fucking radge

That question was pure headline bait from the reporter but Arteta was thick enough to fall for it so it's fair that he will be ridiculed.

Someone needs to introduce them to the Toonpack "it's simple really, my eyes don't lie" analysis framework.

Tbf I’d much rather go to that than see him in concert

Kellys transfer to Juve has apparently been sealed for 14 million because he has played enough games for them Up to 6 million in add ons if they qualify for europe etc. Big Mitch has played an absolute blinder there. Some of their fans are coping very poorly suggesting that this deal is a favour so they can sign Tonali in summer

Apparently based on appearances his full transfer to Juve is already confirmed. Their European qualification would bump the fee from €14m to €20m.

“The best team lost” What a graceless cunt.

The funniest point was the BBC reporter asking some ‘expert analyst’ why it was 90 minutes beyond the time when we should see a result to which he replied “we might not even get one tonight” ”But why not, we were told we would. Will we find out why it’s delayed?” ”Yes, but not until conclave is complete” She was genuinely lost for words at that. 24/7 media, man … they think they can get answers to everything

Wonder if we get CL we now finally make the move for training kit sponsors, stadium sponsor etc etc. Or maybe they're waiting for the legal proceedings to resolve?

Vatican City doesn’t have taxes. It’ll be all them tourists buying Catholic tat that’ll be funding it. I’ve now got visions of a Henry VIII style feast/Last Supper mash-up. Time for bed.

Knocking bet that they already know who is getting the job but they’re all in there, having an all expense paid party. On the taxpayers dime, no doubt

There’ll be no arguments from me. I’m nowt if not self-aware of the batshitness.

ChatGPT seems to have been downgraded. 😂

Standing looking at a chimney is one of the least bonkers things that’s been done “in the name if the Lord” over the millennia, let’s be honest.

I've never liked Arsenal for various reasons, so all things being equal I'm usually happy to see them lose. However since Arteta is a massive whingeing tedious graceless cock, I'm absolutely delighted. Haha stick that up your tailpipe you cunt! No doubt you were robbed and it's all so unfair boo hoo hoo.

Yes, you have to admit that that McCoist's argument of "no one appealed for it therefore it doesn't count" was rather optimistic

no. what you said was unforgivable.

Listen, I didn't see it alright, not really. I just heard that hun cunt McCoist going on about it being the greatest footballing travesty of all time and foolishly gave him the benefit of the doubt, okay?

In other news Amorin has called out Man Utd as being the worst team ever to win a European trophy if they win the EL