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Tino through to the Euros semi finals with the U21s. He also managed to spark a 22 man brawl at the final whistle by chest bumping one of the Spain players

There's a mini music festival currently being held at the rugby club behind our house. I was going to pop along since it's only a fiver entry but I'm absolutely cunted after a horrendous night with the lad and trip to that fucking Swedish flatpack furniture labyrinth today. Back on topic for the thread, our summer holidays might be a non-starter this year. Look like we're moving house again (for the third time in three years) instead. So I'm sat in the garden listening to the music from the rugby club trying to decide if my knees are up to the job of laying 50sq meters of laminate again or if I'm just going to phone it in and go with a mix of vinyl and carpet for the downstairs. On one hand I do think this one might actually be a great move for us in the long term and the Mrs and kids all seem genuinely excited for once, but at the same time the thought of doing this all over again in the middle of the summer holidays with four kids in tow really puts the hoor into Hooray.

One to replace Ciggy?

The band was for someone's birthday. It was a 60th and they've just asked the pub to host it. Bands finished now but it was a great vibe. All having a laugh. Coach has just come to collect em. We've had a great laugh with em. Lovely. I fucking love it the further north you come. People are just nice.

Pastel green polo shirt with it?

I haven’t seen much of him but when I have seen him play he looks good. I’m surprised no-one has been in for him already.

Here’s one off the wire from Boro. Hayden Hackney, centre mid, England u21. Probably nowt in it mind

Jacob Ramsey at Villa is the rumoured player we want before the PSR deadline. If they manage to shift Martinez they may not need to sell anyone else though. One of the papers said Burnley needed to make £20m before the end of June so the Trafford deal may still have legs yet

Some loud mouth Southern CUNT in the restaurant with fucking Raspberry Chinos on CUNT

I was told about it when I booked the place by my uncle.so I asked at reception with the quip of 'mind you I saw enough of it at Sunday school' it didn't quite hit the note I wanted it to ,😂

Pics or GTFO. ( have you explored the Priest’s hole, btw? I won’t tell you where it is… don’t want to spoil the fun ).

Currently sweating my tits off at the lord Crewe arms in blanchland. But a canny band on and a nice atmosphere. Some flange too.

I’ve a shit few days, then when I got home I found that someone had ripped the first and last ten pages or so from the 100yr old family dictionary. It just went from bad to worse.

There’s a big incentive for clubs that aren’t hampered by PSR to get deals completed before 30 June - because they know that clubs like ours won’t be able to bid against them. Similarly, we’ll want to keep very quiet about any of our actual targets until after 1 July. Would be nice to pick up someone on the cheap (squad player / youngster) if any other clubs have PSR jitters next week, otherwise I don’t expect any movement until July. Makes this bit of the window boring for us. I’ve resorted to watching the cricket.

Some people really believe religion has no role in wars. All of this middle Eastern shit is intrinsically tied with religion. The irony being they all believe in the same OT God of Jehovah, but then like a tree it all branches out and even the religions are split into sects who inevitably hate each other. Christians, Muslims, Jews, protestants, catholics, Shia, Sunni, orthodox.... You can all get fucked.

The very second england are due to respond it stars pissing down

Which City are doing, they can because they actually suffered material loss from deals that were rejected by the PL, we haven't.