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16 year old RW

We’ve signed Alfie Hutchison - whoever the fuck he is

He doesn't know?

Looks like Pope meant to post that on Wilsons page?

Done

Still looks better than going to Glastonbury

Didn't realise he only got 7 international caps because he spat his dummy out at the SFA cos he did 6 weeks in jail when he nutted someone on the pitch.

They contain Oestrogen which grows breast tissue in men apparently (something to do with how much cows milk is in iirc)

I suppose calling your autobiography “Big Dunc” is pretty indicative as to the egotistical, narcissistic level of the read before a page is turned (or listened to) mind

Lalo Schifrin.

Glad you're alright but what was he basing that on? Never heard any suggestion that benign lumps could be formed from having too many protein shakes before.

Even bigger clanger if we didn't include a buy back clause. I think he's going to become an England regular in a couple of seasons.

Had a lump in my tit. Had to go to the breast cancer clinic to get it checked out. Thankfully it was nothing and the doctor reckoned it's probably off eating too much fake protein in shakes/bars/yoghurts. The experience at the clinic was probably the most emasculating of my life though. A young lass had to squeeze my pec (moob) into a breast scanner, then I had to sit in a waiting room full of elderly women for 2 hours staring at a wall and getting side eyed, before the doctor asked to examine my balls in case I had a lump there too. Drove myself home after and didn't even put the radio on. Just sat in silence feeling violated. FML

Barry and Hazel and their friends at breakfast this morning complaining it's raining in the Lakes. 🤣 'bloomin eck Hazel, I wunder why there's so many lakes oop ere'

he'll probably know toonpack then.

This was last seasons selection of elite clubs originals shirts. They've done us dirty. Ours is shite in comparison.

Let's see them both before we decide.

Been listening to the Duncan Ferguson audiobook on Spotify. I haven't got to his time at NUFC yet, but he comes across like he's got a massive chip on his shoulder tbh. Loads of run ins with the police and various managers through his career, but very little of it was his fault...

My invite must have got lost in the post. I joined Prime last month so I can't imagine not getting one?

Haven't had chance to get round to seeing that yet. I doubt many of the managers we had under the Shepherd or Ashley days would have had the level of detail of Eddie, plus the added pressure of ambition mixed with financial restraint. In the past they seemingly had one or the other.