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Have you hired out the bogs at Boldon Dogs?

Mug party works night out i’ll be back

It's always the ones you least expect

You lived near GCHQ, aye? Getting a gummy off Judi Dench is one you probably want to keep to yourself

Hiding behind the flowerpot?

Brooke Bond girl, mebbies

Has a chance of being available according to Howe today. He has "hamstring fatigue", whatever that means.

Hall is back for Chelsea, isn’t he?

With that face, Scharr can play in both positions.

Bound girl way more believable.

So it's not even an inch ??

Aye, I bet it was mint.

I take you're considering the dutch sicknote being available ? Brave move!

theres a lot of cynicism creeping in here. I can't decide whether or not yous deserve to hear the tale of the night I pulled a bond girl.

Actually on second thoughts TBD is clearly full of shit. That’s him in the background.

You could have asked her mate Claire for a date with me.

When she retired from acting she donated her jaw to Minnie Driver

That's exactly what I'm telling you.

I was always into lasses football, tbf....

Why do you think we hang around here?

He'd be gone even before Crawley for me.

Hall has a chance of playing tomorrow apparently.

Ban both of these until they learn that moustaches are for fucking weirdos.