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Stefan Borson is on TalkSport at the moment. He's summed it up well with Chelsea selling their women's team to themselves, now Villa. PSR is dead. End of.

Aye, the rule in this thread should be just to spill what's going on, and don't take the piss too much when people do. Better that people are talking about stuff and getting things checked out.

Happy memories for this fella no doubt.

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I tell you what. At least we all come on here and have a laugh at ourselves or we get support when needed. Fuck me. Pissing into a jug 🤣

Wykiki looks to have started his today. Sounds like he'll need two jugs.

When you said piss diary I thought you meant for the Transfers thread.

I'm having to make a fucking piss diary this week btw, before going in to the hospital on Friday to piss into a special toilet to see how fast I can do it. It's a total waste of time as well cos this is for the poor cunts who are up in the night and who drink 1 litre and piss it out in 10 x 100ml trips to the bogs. I'm not remotely experiencing those symptoms but apparently a urology referral at 49 comes with this hurdle. Anyway it's nice to have to write down the volume of every drink you have for a few days and then piss into a jug before tipping it into the toilet. Keeps you honest.

the new season can't come soon enough

Knopfler went to school in Gosforth, which was historically in County Durham.

Talking of Wilson did his contract not supposedly end on Monday? And yet no “thanks Callum” from the club. Like a new signing etc

Meanwhile, this lad is upset that Going Home is our theme tune, maybe someone should let Mark Knopfler know it's used? Oh. Also maybe someone should contact Elvis yo see if he's okay with them using "Wise men say" [sic]?

I dunno, remember the detail that one about the crisp with lions head went into? A quick Google lens revealed the pointless lie in milliseconds.

I AM PISSING MY PANTS ITS OFFICIAL

Welcomeback, Muto.

I'd love to tell you it's "would have" and not "would of", but even that would still be wrong ffs. Other than that, absolute zinger mate.

Wish you would of predicted it

i'm ready to move on. i'm sorry for steering the israel/palestine discussion down a path we have covered in the past. i'm going to try to stop doing that on here. these numbers highlight everything that starmer is getting wrong. you can't win these voters back from reform by fighting them on their ground. all he's doing is losing the left flank.

Great question, I dunno. I can only guess because Labour's strategists are absolutely fucking useless.

Apologies if people aren't ready to move on with this yet but I find this too interesting not to raise it and I'll forget if I wait a day. https://yougov.co.uk/politics/articles/52431-how-would-britain-vote-a-year-since-the-2024-election This poll is really interesting to me - Labour is down 7% to Reform, but down 18% to LD and Greens combined. So again, why are we pandering to that 7%... Reform are clearly eating the Tories, not Labour.

Maybe, I think he'd have got a lot more minutes than he did in his final season with us. He'd have been ample cover for tiring legs of Bruno, Joelinton or Tonali. And he could have provided cover on the right or left flank. He is tailor made to help unpick defences, something that we're still struggling with and because of this I think we'd have seen loads of him.