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6'4" Wor Eddie loves a unit

if we can get those three in before or close to the start of pre-season, things are looking pretty decent all of a sudden. that would leave just a CF to go, plus possibly a new CM if one of willock or longstaff leave

also says a price is close to being agreed with burnley for trafford

He's the only person reporting that the Elanga bid has been accepted? I wonder if he just saw the title of The Magpie TV Channel's YouTube video, which they had to rescind on the actual video.

https://archive.ph/IVND6

Are you all missing where it says we’ve had a £55m bid accepted for Elanga? Big Mitch leaves and suddenly we’re splashing the cash. Gemmill is more cursed that the tomb of Tutankhamun.

Hope he doesn't mind it being 5 Deg cooler than London.

In my hotel I have so far spotted two people in Sunderland shirts and zero in Newcastle jerseys. My reaction to those in Sunderland shirts was an incredibly indifferent ‘oh that’s a Sunderland shirt’. Obviously followed by my one man guard of honour while looking down at my shoes and muttering how I hate the mags anarl.

They're going around just posting random shots of people wearing Newcastle shirts (is this even legal)? Absolutely bizarre. The Bear Beets lad has found a photo of a teenage paper boy on X wearing a shirt - from 22 years ago. Now, taking a step back, who is the odd one here?

Centre back ✅ Young ✅ Playing abroad ✅ Eye-talian ✅

The mention of MBS’s human rights track record suddenly becoming an issue is, equally, a monumental dose of irony and a complete lack of self awareness

Yes sir

Bosh

mad that Barcelona didn't reciprocate his stated interest.

i don't recall newcastle's support being that desperate to be relevant that we've completely fabricated stories about bringing london, its inhabitants and its tourist industry to a standstill while we were given a guard of honour as we walked the streets. the stupid mackem cunt.

https://x.com/mhardysport/status/1941092046183534847 Everybody shut up now

Dougle thinks he's a cunt if he goes anywhere but Newcastle

FWIW I love living in London but completely understand why a lot of people hate the place. One thing that shouldn’t be overlooked is that there are huge ex-pat communities here so for foreign players that can be a draw. In the case of Pedro, there are thousands of Brazilians and Portuguese and it can feel a like bit of a home from home. He’s still a fucking snide though.

came for the transfer speculation. stayed for the weather updates

I thought Elanga had been announced

Possible. God help us.

Servers clearly had just been migrated to a London data centre

I can’t speak for anyone else but I was motivated by boredom