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The man from Boldon, he say:

Even without considering Villa who'll hammer them, the way they think they're going to get points off West Ham, Palace and Brentford suggests a rude awakening

How to spend a day in San Sebastián eating pintxos. Basque country is fucking amazing.

Now just a knocking shop or a students flat if it's off chillie road?

Did they fuck “gift” us a goal either. They were caught out by a faster, stronger team’s high press. I suggest they get used to that

How convenient for Chelsea. Someone who's been utter dog shit on a massive contract

So they categorise Burnley, Brighton, Brentford, Fulham and Bournemouth as a bigger draw than the massive lads fans of Netflix?

They'll have a fit when they see what Man U think of them:

imagine the cunts who failed the interview when keith landed the job as a moderator over there man.

Probably just trying to drive up the price for us.

I mean he’ll get paid more but he’s unlikely to start as many games for them. How many players do they need?

Understood

Oh, hai Antonio

Taking that 3-0 fucking walkover as some sort of positive it’s a shame it’s not an Olympic year as Keith would have a chance of a gold medal in the mental gymnastics category

The Magpie's 'nest'. The upstairs flat was the 'boardroom' for a meeting in May 1892 between the directors of Newcastle East End and the recently folded Newcastle West End where the decision was made for East End to move to West End's ground at St James' Park with the idea of attracting West End's fan base too. Essentially the birth place of the club we know today.

"Whose brain, did you give him? Don't say it was Abby Normal again?!" "No, not him." "Who, then?" It was....... Keyth." "Noooooo!"

Had to nervously walk from the delerious away end to meet my uncle at his car, he was in the posh seats, after this: Edit P.S. Glen fucking Keeley

SOLD.

Probably mentioned it before but one of the times I was at Ayresome the match had finished and they had put some of the pitiful away allocation they gave us onto local double decker buses before driving us to thornaby train station. Anyway, We're nearly all on the bus waiting when we see someone legging it through that back lane with a few others in pursuit behind him, no colours on anyone. The lad out in front dodges in-between buses and jumps into one, only one seems to correctly follow his direction but obviously doesn't notice he's stepped onto the bus until the lad steps back out just in time to absolutely knock the I presume Boro chaser clean out. Couple of police eventually came over but the lad wandered off to either get on another bus or make his way elsewhere. We pulled off as the police were presumably giving the once pursuer some smelling salts. It was like the ok corral around that stadium.

Anyone being donated his brain would need a fucking refund.

It was marginally less incendiary than referring to them as 'nappy rippers' which was common place in the late 80s. Went down like a cup of cold sick.