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Why oh why did I get 'Sitters' and 'C64 owner' tattooed on my arse cheeks again?

Gemmill wishes. 🥵

You got to the photocopying your arse on the office printer stage of the Christmas run in?

Does this mean we can post tiddies again?

We are now officially seriously fucked defensively

They’re both too late. I blew the lot on a Christmas skank.

I fancied Sarah Greene rotten when she was on going live, a fantastic blend of being attractive but having a bit of a teacher about her. A milf before the term existed. Wasn't a big fan of her husband then couldn't stand the cunt when I found out he was was married to her. (never trust a British Michael who prefers 'Mike' to 'Mick').

This thread. Am in a meeting scrolling my phone off camera laughing like a lunatic.

I reckon Gemmill has actually stirred her guts, at least once.

FYP 🎵 At first, when I see you I have a little smell I have a little smell I think 'fucking hell' Now when I see you I have a little sniff A little sniff What a fucking whiff. 🎶

Listen, you're wrong, but in the spirit of Christmas and because you were a speccy owner I'll let you off. Now if there are any C64 owners here however, they will be treated with the same disdain as standers. In fact I suspect this is the Venn diagram of that l, the filthy bastards.

I tried to find that GIF to put up. But when I typed in Fag others came up.

Yeah, not happy, not happy with that. Have to do it again.

NOS4A2 - Netflix, very Stephen King (but not) bit different, creepy and really enjoying it.

it's clear at this point you're consumed with envy that I've come within millimeters of rattling the bones of a megastar in her sprawling, three storey, £4.2m cotswolds dream home.... and you haven't.

can't believe i just watched all of that. i must be even more hungover than i thought

That's only around 2 weeks though 🤞🏼

A lucky escape for tbd. "This one's the new single, and it's called 'Iggy Pop's Nana's got a One Inch Wonder'"

Just walk away now, Mr Blue Peter Badge.

Aye but you must have been watching Blue Peter in your 20s.

i'm going to see her perform the whole album next year. she's class. this david harbour bloke must have known what was coming. she's got history of making kiss and tell music

Mostly I like to say it to Rangers fans, nobody else really cares.

'Appen 🙂

Fuck's sake. She's older than me. What does that say about you and your crush? 🙂

Got Wor lass a new bag for Christmas. She will now get another year out of the hoover