All Activity

"Hi Alan, it's sky here, are you available to commentate on the Spurs v Arsenal match day?" "Absoloitely and can oi say it should be an absoloitely tremendous match as the North London matches tend to boi." "Errr, well err, if you could just do the forest v man city game after Gary does the spurs v arsenal match that would be really fantastic." "Hello? Hello? Alan? Are you still there?"

Haaland scores, camera zooms in on his dad in the crowd ✅

Aye. They probably would be safer in Rwanda.

Noel Gallagher at the game. ✅

Isn’t there literally hundreds of kids that’ve gone missing from the hotels they were staying in?

I would be raging if we ever kicked the ball out for Grealish to pretend to be injured

Man City lead on actual G

Chris Wood has missed a couple of easy chances to get Forest level.

Also,

Needs.".. but some cunts more than others" on the other side for me.

I don’t think you would, unless you have a cracking pair of tits edit; maybe you would - she’s an “omnivore”.

Am I fuck merging this, just for the comedy value.

His barber is clearly a big Braveheart fan.

I do like the look of the Buddies tbh..

If that lardbucket has ever walked to a pasture, I’ll vote Tory

Think I might start supporting St Mirren

Him, Bruce and Hippo Heed. All managed the Morlocks, all failed to land the Newton Heath gig. What a shitty exclusive club to be in.

Paging @wykikitoon

I mean, for what it would cost to buy them, I could get both my kids a basic model Dacia. The entertainment value though- priceless.

Don't forget the wife

Yes you would.

The results from that equation equals one fat bastard.

Listened to the Newsagents Kinnock podcast and think the answer to the question premise is yes, he's the best PM we never had, a political giant compared to the pygmies today. I think all the lefties should listen to him. Anyway, there followed a newsagents special with Lewis Goodall about the treatment of child asylum seekers. I had to turn it off as I found it too upsetting.