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NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL FOOTBALL!

From Alianca and Rio to Newcastle upon Tyne, a home away from home. Joelinton and Bruno, our Brazilian Geordies.

It's EXACTLY what it looks like.

One off the golden boot. Could still happen for him.

love this lad me. getting on a bit now and have very lucky to have seen goalscorers like macdonald, keegan, beardsley, cole, shearer, ferdinand. something about this kid though, has the ability to be the best of the lot. of all the players we've lost to 'bigger' clubs I'd honestly think losing isak would hurt the most, no fucking club should be able to afford him.

I mean, all of this is gonna look a bit hollow if he's fucked off two months from now. But I've got faith, I think he might stick around. He's got young kids who were born here, he's just bought a house, presumably his wife is settled, his dad is like a local celebrity.

Badge kissing cunt* *I love this bloke so much

More like king kongs finger

I know we had Wilson and Barnes amongst the subs, so there were a couple of attacking options. But that was still a fucking shite bench for us today. If we get 6th I think Howe’s dove a fantastic job. I wouldn’t mind Villa beating Chelsea either. Just to give us that little bit breathing space. I think it’s better for us long term too if it’s Villa instead of Spurs with the latter having another season out of the CL

Fyp

"We are not lucky with the refereeing these last few weeks" - guess who?. Fuck. Right. Off.

"Raise warning level to Def Com Brown. We thought we'd gotten away with it after the Black Cats bar blunder, but Grimes has sussed the Frat kid's true allegiance and the placement of the infantry behind enemy lines". "Roger. We'll I instruct the Frat kid to wear an FTM pin badge. Over."

It's a conundrum, like.

Aye. It looks like the ManU match might decide 6th place, hopefully by then a draw will be enough for us.

"I know we're in a nothing game" "Wonder what the issue is?" He's so close to figuring it out.

Could do with Arsenal smashing Man U next week before we play them.

Great day all round, manc cunts drew, mackems beat, enjoy your trips to the other red and white shit hole you useless Yorkshire twats

They’re spending the rest of the season concentrating on the Mags. And so are Sky

STOP THE FUCKING PRESS! Mid to lower table championship Sunderland YET AGAIN being overlooked by the knackers on sky sports news. Unbelievable, Jeff!!!

I dunno. Aren't they red and white Bilbao brothers in arms?

I thought Arseblaster had a good* game for them *not really, I’m just very very childish