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  1. ownership attendance questionnaire

    EuanAyrton,
    • 7 replies
    • 990 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  2. Help with matchday pubs etc

    KetteringMag,
    • 24 replies
    • 1.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  3. Pre-season Games

    Polarboy,
    • 513 replies
    • 24.8k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  4. The women's Euro's 2022

    Tom,
    • 185 replies
    • 8.8k views
    MMXXVIII
    MMXXVIII

  5. 2025/26 - Generic NUFC Chat. Cunts ☑️

    wykikitoon,
    • 10.2k replies
    • 579.4k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  6. 2022/23 First Team Squad

    wykikitoon,
    • 52 replies
    • 5k views
    Craig
    Craig

  7. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 367 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  8. Nick Pope

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 398 replies
    • 21.5k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  9. 22/23 Fixtures

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 63 replies
    • 3.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  10. 2022/2023 Prem Sack Race

    wykikitoon,
    • 5 replies
    • 603 views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  11. Goal(s) of the season

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 35 replies
    • 1.8k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  12. n.u.s.t., is there any point in them?

    thebrokendoll,
    • 64 replies
    • 6k views
    Alex
    Alex

  13. Dan Ashworth

    sammynb,
    • 61 replies
    • 4.2k views
    Isegrim
    Isegrim

  14. Club Crest

    Craig,
    • 27 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Ugly Mackems
    Ugly Mackems

  15. Eddie's Remaining Graft Hard Bastards v Chaamone Mother Fucking Leaving The League Claret Mofo's Heeeeeeeeeeee Heeeeeeeeee

    wykikitoon,
    • 308 replies
    • 11.4k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  16. Howe's It Gan Pet v Captain Scarlet wannabe, Playmobil Fam, Blood, Ya Get Me?

    wykikitoon,
    • 462 replies
    • 19.9k views
    acrossthepond
    acrossthepond

  17. Eddie's Graft to the whistle mags v Pep's, we've won lads, lets chill last two mins BOTTLING FUCKS!

    wykikitoon,
    • 422 replies
    • 17.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  18. Long Throw In Specialist's

    Rosco,
    • 7 replies
    • 752 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  19. Season ticket renewals are open - close on 19th May

    scoobos,
    • 0 replies
    • 301 views
    scoobos
    scoobos

  20. Norma's Nuanced Nabob's Newcastle v Shergar's Shithouse Stealing Scouser's

    wykikitoon,
    • 255 replies
    • 12.3k views
    essembeeofsunderland
    essembeeofsunderland

  21. What's your favourite cantilevered stand at a stadium?

    Howmanheyman,
    • 8 replies
    • 580 views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  22. Newcastle United Women

    Tom,
    • 112 replies
    • 7.6k views
    RobElliott
    RobElliott

  23. Toontastic player of the season award 2021/22

    Dr Gloom,
    • 38 replies
    • 1.6k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  24. Dennis Patterson's, Dagmar Sausage Guzzling Mags v Smith's Crab Loving Canaries

    wykikitoon,
    • 361 replies
    • 13.9k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  25. Emil Krafth

    wykikitoon,
    • 37 replies
    • 2.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  26. Oz's Big Balled Mags v Eddie Izzards Red Remoaning Eagles

    wykikitoon,
    • 367 replies
    • 12k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  27. Could you manage - Team 2022/23

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 24 replies
    • 1.6k views
    Christmas Tree
    Christmas Tree

  28. Dearest Brenda's Brazilian Mag's v Bronzed Brendan Bloated Heed Bastards

    wykikitoon,
    • 205 replies
    • 9.7k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  29. Who Wykiki Hates and Why

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 32 replies
    • 1.8k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  30. True Faith & Bullies from the Tyne

    wykikitoon,
    • 423 replies
    • 27.7k views
    Meenzer
    Meenzer

  31. Leonard Jeffrey "Oz" Osborne Silent Mags v Barry Spencer Taylor Boring Bastard Wolves

    wykikitoon,
    • 467 replies
    • 17.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  32. World Cup 2022

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 3k replies
    • 132.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  33. £20 note burning, loadsamoney cunts v Eddie Howe's Saudi omerta luvving Mags

    Howmanheyman,
    • 180 replies
    • 10.2k views
    Craig
    Craig

  34. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 312 replies
    • 40.9k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  35. Newcastle v Leicester tickets 17 April 2022

    Petedajag,
    • 13 replies
    • 610 views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  36. Non-League Weekend.

    Ugly Mackems,
    • 18 replies
    • 1.6k views
    aimaad22
    aimaad22

  37. Usage of Patreon Funds - Ukraine/Yemen Emergency Funds

    Tom,
    • 3 replies
    • 1.5k views
    Kevin Carr's Gloves
    Kevin Carr's Gloves

  38. frankie goes to walton and his match throwing twats v diplomacy eddie and his robbed blind heroes

    thebrokendoll,
    • 610 replies
    • 25.1k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  39. Different Gravy

    Tom,
    • 70 replies
    • 4.8k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  40. New chant for Sunday against Chelsea

    Gary,
    • 39 replies
    • 2.6k views
    Alex
    Alex

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