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  1. Eddie Howes definitely further in the CL than ever before damp squib survivors vs everton. Saturday, 3pm, SJP

    Andrew,
    • 385 replies
    • 3.9k views
    Sibierski
    Sibierski

  2. The Elanga

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 198 replies
    • 5k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  3. Shane Ferguson

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 1 reply
    • 62 views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  4. Shefki Kuqi

    Nobby,
    • 291 replies
    • 25.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  5. pickford

    thebrokendoll,
    • 0 replies
    • 59 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  6. Alex Murphy

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 10 replies
    • 179 views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  7. Eddies finding their feet, further than they've ever been in the CL mags vs carrier bag; Job done? Tuesday 8pm at SJP

    Andrew,
    • 268 replies
    • 2.8k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  8. Mike Ashley -- Irrelevant Cunt

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 7.4k replies
    • 630.2k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  9. Joelinton

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.3k replies
    • 118.1k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  10. Sven Botman

    wykikitoon,
    • 369 replies
    • 42.4k views
    Craig
    Craig

  11. Pep’s I’ll tap your players up on the pitch after we beat you at our place as normal Citeh v Eddie’s resurgent, resplendent, rotated Plan B masters. Etihad Stadium Saturday 21st February Kick-off 8pm Live on TNT Sports.

    Dr Gloom,
    • 396 replies
    • 4k views
    LondonBlue
    LondonBlue

  12. Bruno Guimarães

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.7k replies
    • 108.5k views
    OTF
    OTF

  13. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 312 replies
    • 40.9k views
    NobbySol
    NobbySol

  14. Sean Neave

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 20 replies
    • 360 views
    beatty
    beatty

  15. Dracula's Villains v defiant fist-pumping Eddie's rotated and resurgent mags

    Dr Gloom,
    • 563 replies
    • 5.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  16. A banana skin in a Tesco carrier bag v Eddie’s willy waving cup specialists. Wednesday 18th February Kick-off 5.45pm GMT/9.45pm local Live on TNT Sports

    Dr Gloom,
    • 470 replies
    • 4.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  17. John Terry stripped of England captaincy?

    Nobby,
    • 103 replies
    • 9.8k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  18. Rob Lee and Warren Barton

    geordieshandy,
    • 23 replies
    • 2.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  19. Harvey Barnes

    aimaad22,
    • 199 replies
    • 12.7k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  20. Kevin Keegan

    Tooj,
    • 367 replies
    • 40.3k views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  21. Frank's spursy Spurs v Eddie's crestfallen dreaded vote of confidence mags. Tuesday 10th February Kick-off 7.30pm Live on TNT Sports

    Dr Gloom,
    • 560 replies
    • 5k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  22. Milner completes Aston Villa move

    Chaser,
    • 661 replies
    • 50.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  23. Tony Green

    Lake Bells tits,
    • 39 replies
    • 6.4k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  24. Jamaal Lascelles and Karl Darlow

    Tooj,
    • 299 replies
    • 28.8k views
    OTF
    OTF

  25. Brazil 2014

    RlCO,
    • 23 replies
    • 2.3k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  26. Zlatan Ibrahimovic

    Scottish Mag,
    • 51 replies
    • 5.4k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  27. Newcastle ‘couldn’t finish a cup-a-soup’ United vs David Brentford pulled our pants down.

    trophyshy,
    • 474 replies
    • 3.9k views
    Craig
    Craig

  28. Pepto Abymsal’s Belligerent Bell Ends vs Eduardo’s Rotisserie Chooks - League Cup Semis 2nd Leg. Wed 4th Feb. 20:00 KO. 2-0 to The Peppers on aggro.

    Monkeys Fist,
    • 405 replies
    • 3.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  29. Ryan Fraser

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 28 replies
    • 1.3k views
    sammynb
    sammynb

  30. Donald Trump and FIFA bring you the World Cup 2026

    Ayatollah Hermione,
    • 76 replies
    • 1.8k views
    Craig
    Craig

  31. ross wilson...

    thebrokendoll,
    • 39 replies
    • 905 views
    thebrokendoll
    thebrokendoll

  32. Eddies thanks for the Millions, how’s the rat, Burns coming for you again, European heroes v Slots one hit wonders, it was all Klopps doing anyway, moaning Mary’s (Saturday 8pm)

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 578 replies
    • 4.4k views
    MrBass
    MrBass

  33. French fancy dan, ref bribing poodles v Eddies plan A walking wounded. Wednesday 28th Jan. 8pm KO. At that there France. (details added by friendly mod since OP is spacka daft)

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 813 replies
    • 6.8k views
    trophyshy
    trophyshy

  34. Alexander Isak

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 6.3k replies
    • 263.7k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  35. Joe Willock

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 344 replies
    • 24.6k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  36. Newcastle United vs Aston Villa, Sunday 25th January 2026, 2pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 601 replies
    • 4.8k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  37. 24/25 Stats

    The Fish,
    • 252 replies
    • 16.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  38. Lewis Miley - He’s one of our own (Stanley)

    Anorthernsoul,
    • 290 replies
    • 23.8k views
    Holden McGroin
    Holden McGroin

  39. Newcastle United vs PSV, Wednesday 21st January 2026, 8pm, SJP

    Dazzler,
    • 449 replies
    • 4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  40. United to unveil Sir Bobby Statue

    Mr Gittes,
    • 95 replies
    • 8.1k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

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