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  1. Howe’s stick it to Lee “onslaught” Ryder and his loyal puntaz v Leeds. St. James' Park Wednesday 7th January Kick-off 8.15pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 742 replies
    • 6.4k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  2. Kevin Keegan

    Tooj,
    • 356 replies
    • 40k views
    Alex
    Alex

  3. Bruno Guimarães

    wykikitoon,
    • 1.7k replies
    • 108.1k views
    Andrew
    Andrew

  4. Parker’s relegation certainties v Eddie’s midtable away defeat specialists. Tuesday 30th December Kick-off 7.30pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 635 replies
    • 5.7k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  5. Malick Thiaw

    PaddockLad,
    • 176 replies
    • 10.7k views
    OTF
    OTF

  6. Jonjo Shelvey

    Tooj,
    • 206 replies
    • 21.4k views
    wykikitoon
    wykikitoon

  7. Season Predictions 25/26

    Andrew,
    • 45 replies
    • 8.6k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  8. Howe’s cultist happy clappers v Palace Sun 04-Jan 3pm

    Dr Gloom,
    • 372 replies
    • 3.1k views
    beatty
    beatty

  9. Eddies Inconsistent Magpies v Enzos Inconsistent Cockney wide boys - Sat 20th Dec 12:30 KO

    Holden McGroin,
    • 502 replies
    • 5k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  10. january's fixtures....

    thebrokendoll,
    • 8 replies
    • 189 views
    Rayvin
    Rayvin

  11. Toontastic Fantasy Premier League 25/26

    Andrew,
    • 9 replies
    • 430 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  12. Andy Carroll....Local Hero! O̶r̶ ̶J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶?

    Christmas Tree ,
    • 806 replies
    • 58.6k views
    Monkeys Fist
    Monkeys Fist

  13. Amorim’s Arse Wipes v Eddies Electric Eleven - 26th Dec - 20:00 KO

    Holden McGroin,
    • 448 replies
    • 3.5k views
    Dazzler
    Dazzler

  14. Newcastle United: Club Sold To PCP - Official

    The Mighty Hog,
    • 11.5k replies
    • 740k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  15. Jacob Ramsey

    Duffman,
    • 41 replies
    • 9.9k views
    beatty
    beatty

  16. New Ground vs Upgraded SJP

    Kid Dynamite,
    • 362 replies
    • 31.1k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  17. Aaron Ramsdale

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 105 replies
    • 3.6k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  18. Paul mitchell

    Selkirk,
    • 236 replies
    • 12.3k views
    Alex
    Alex

  19. Owen - If only the fans knew the facts!

    KeithJ,
    • 570 replies
    • 63.4k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  20. Eddie’s Black and White Bottlers v Marco’s White and Black Cheese and Wine Eaters - Wed 17th Dec - 20:15 GMT

    Holden McGroin,
    • 297 replies
    • 4.6k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  21. Defensive Stalwart. The Big Dan.

    ohhh_yeah,
    • 294 replies
    • 40.6k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  22. I assume they're not going to customise the bar in our honour this time marra VS Eddie Howes constantly nackered mags at work

    Andrew,
    • 527 replies
    • 11.5k views
    Renton
    Renton

  23. Eddie Howe's cup holding weekend no shows v Jacksonville Jaguars owner's cottagers

    Toonpack,
    • 4 replies
    • 147 views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  24. Liverpool

    Monroe Transfer,
    • 968 replies
    • 77.9k views
    Alex
    Alex

  25. A team Florian Wirtz used to be the best player for so they must be shit vs Eddie Howes 70 minute mags

    Andrew,
    • 385 replies
    • 5.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  26. It's the Eddie Howe Derby, The Scott Parker Derby, The Paul Gascoigne Derby but more importantly...

    Andrew,
    • 80 replies
    • 1.7k views
    Alex
    Alex

  27. The Toontastic Discord

    Gemmill,
    • 10 replies
    • 226 views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  28. Given signs for Man City

    Matty,
    • 509 replies
    • 39.1k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  29. Eddie Howes back monkey destroying away match specialists vs Thomas Franks...they're not thomas franks, they hate him (spurs)

    Andrew,
    • 441 replies
    • 6.7k views
    Howmanheyman
    Howmanheyman

  30. Hillsborough

    Craig,
    • 238 replies
    • 38.7k views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  31. Gemill’s fault

    Kevin Carr's Gloves,
    • 9 replies
    • 220 views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  32. David Moyes Everton vs Newcastle underperforming in the league but doing alright in europe - Thats right its 2004 again

    Andrew,
    • 372 replies
    • 6.3k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

  33. fuck your namby pamby, drogbaless la marseillaise v general howe's relentless march with his fearless young defenders.

    thebrokendoll,
    • 515 replies
    • 7.7k views
    ewerk
    ewerk

  34. howe's team seemingly on a spiral of ever decreasing circles v guardiola's resurgent CITY who we always do so well against. get in, can't wait for this one! :

    thebrokendoll,
    • 400 replies
    • 7.6k views
    trainman
    trainman

  35. Jacob Murphy

    Park Life,
    • 336 replies
    • 31.9k views
    Toonpack
    Toonpack

  36. Arrogant Set Piece Keith's Colony of Cockneys vs Sexy Tindall's 6 Foot + Emerald Green Monsters

    NobbySol,
    • 607 replies
    • 10.8k views
    Ayatollah Hermione
    Ayatollah Hermione

  37. The green kit

    trophyshy,
    • 18 replies
    • 590 views
    Gemmill
    Gemmill

  38. King Eddie's Faultering Press Retractors vs Bilbao Black Cats & The Williams Brothers

    NobbySol,
    • 411 replies
    • 7.1k views
    The Fish
    The Fish

  39. Wor Eddie's Laced Up Mags v Cally Massive Willy Wilsons Blowing Bubble 'Ammers

    wykikitoon,
    • 782 replies
    • 13.3k views
    RobinRobin
    RobinRobin

  40. Kevin Nolan signs for West Ham United

    PaulR9,
    • 672 replies
    • 56.5k views
    ohhh_yeah
    ohhh_yeah

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