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'Wiping our mouths' to mediocrity.

Must be a real blow when a hero falls from grace, mind.

I do about 1.1 miles every ten minutes and usually run for 50 mins when bad backs/nightshift/life allows. I usually run once a week.

Didn't even give it a thought to be honest Tom but had a gander this morning on the net. Am tempted to just get the LG soundbar that goes with it even though it aint cheap and it can double up by playing music from my phone when me and Mrs HMHM are chilling.

He can play 'Lily was here' on the saxophone to be fair. Can Elliot or Krul?

'Dollar' Espionage story about an Irish-American spy working for the Nazis as Britain try to secretly smuggle the nations gold to America as we look vulnerable as we are alone against the Germans after France falls and we desperately need to buy equipment to replace what was left in France. Been a good read so far. (got it for only £1.67 on the kindle!)

You were supposed to say....."but then again, too few to mention'. Fucking Ronnie Barker would've killed for that, man! Talk about open goals!

Tits oot! If you love the Toon!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zs9A3sad5lg&list=UUSmnYSUTz1Dyu9DsBGoeGDQ&index=81 3.50 mins, Bobby Charlton with some cup advice at St. James' Park for a young Alan Pardew.

He's had a few......

Anyway, Fraser Forster, you were saying.......

Mine too. .......Meanwhile, in a specifically non-racist Glasgow Chinese gag.... "You wan sore finga on your chip and flied mars bar?"

Just put 'we're doomed' in the image search for Private Frazer and this came up; The internet works in mysterious ways.

Maybe he has, maybe he hasn't. Just beat off a lower division team and he just decides to come on talking about how better/bigger Celtic are than us etc. Whey aye!

"Spartak Moscow, yeah baby!"

On behalf of Meenzer; It's a little known fact that this song was about a Russian looking forward to going to Celtic Park to watch a game.

It's a big club Sheltic fan on to tell us how big Sheltic are. "I will tell you this, Bhoy!!! Weir fickin TTTTHHHHIIIISSSSSS big, so weir!!"

Seemed a lovely place, probably better again when there's no football match going on while you're there. Go for it.

That would be Vodka spelled D-I-V-O-OR-C-E if I did. So fucked off I've re-invented the spelling of divorce.

Sammy is nowhere near good enough to be close to our side. I've just had my pal on the phone, he said he had to physically stop himself from picking something up whenever the Ameobi brothers and Ranger had the ball as he didn't want to risk throwing something at the TV. I share his rage. He's lucky though, he's now hitting the vodka, I'm out for a family birthday meal, tonight!

I thought Bigi could've played in Abeid instead of shooting but, blah blah. Bottom line was the players picked weren't up to it/weren't motivated and that starts with Pardew. I just don't buy our last three defeats in the cup, once is careless twice isn't and the third just takes the piss if I'm honest. Were Krul, Colo and Cisse truly injured? I'm fucking sick of this shit. Why do we accept mediocrity?

Maybe we can just write a little note to the FA asking them to leave us out to save all these arguments. Stevenage and Brighton twice. Really? What were we concentrating on then? That's three consecutive disgraces. It really isn't acceptable. They better fucking score.

Why mention Birmingham and the cup then? We might just pick up form, regain players and get a decent draw and things look a lot different. I've never bought the idea of not bothering with the cup, it doesn't have to be one or the other, it really doesn't.

What a fucking parcel of shit. Win a cup = Birmingham = relegation