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Phew! While we're talking about monkeys*, did anyone see Peyter Reid last night? Fuck me he looks more like a chimpanzee than ever. Is he on a diet of bananas and PG tips? * JOKE!!! ;)

Unless your signing for a Man U or the likes then relegation clauses would perhaps seem sensible but as a club we took a chance on Ba and in a way it's come off if you look at it financially but now they need another rabbit out the hat. You can't keep doing it.

Glad you put 'bit' by the way. It's a part of his looks which not everyone of his race has. If I'm wrong and 'racist' I'll go and sit on the naughty step for a bit.

Sorry Craig but as much as Redknapp was completely out of order, the club agreed to the clause, nobody else. Just seen footage of Demba sitting in the stand at Stamford Bridge, by the way. Considering he's getting his dream move his bottom lip was fucking tripping him.

In a nutshell.

Coloccini seemed to get drawn out to our right hand side a few times. Let's hope he doesn't have the need to soon.

I'd say Santon is lacking a decent partner in front of him who compliments him and can work with him. Little partnerships like this can be crucial in a side but our team is all over the fucking shop for reasons we're all familiar with. However, Santon, as good as he can be going forward can also be a little erratic at the back. I'll think he'll be ok with better support around him. Over to you Mike.

Here's the list my spies have obtained for me. 1. Loic Remy (If they accept our fee/player accepts our terms, all non-negotiable) 2. Antoine Sibierski 3. Shefki Kuqi

Pardew: "I'd like to wish Demba awwh the best at Chewsea and thank Mike for going aht there and getting Demba in the fiwrst place, trust me, there weren't many peepowh out there prepared to give West 'Ahm nuffink and bung Demba and his agent a few quid with a silly fahkin' clause but Mike did and I fink it needs put on record."

No I'm just stating that the club did this on the cheap and have now got themselves in a position where they have to get a replacement in. Do other 'big' clubs do business like this?

We got Ba PRECISELY because he had one of the clauses we seem to be keen on. We never paid West Ham a penny. Iirc his agents and Demba scored for £2.5M. We got him for 18 months, he did the business now we get £5M but lose his goals and cross our fingers that Cisse or his replacement can replace them. Course Demba held the cards when we pinched him so that's why we gave in to the clause. People should get used to this kind of shit with our owner, I can't understand anyone not thinking the club are a penny pinching shambles to be honest.

He'll not be getting paid today then if he said 'fuck off I might get injured"?

I prefer mine but it's up to you. Andrew needs 'Bamber Gascoigne' for a week while we're at it.

CT needs to be renamed 'Jackie Shiter' by the way. Get to it Admins/Mods.

No wind up, probably just a dream.

All the best, LTB! Is it Mackem folksingers nephew? "Ahll tak them dishcloth hondacrackas doon"

Not so 'Bashful', on his day off from 'Snow White and the seven Dwarfs' at a pantomime near you.

A typical Celtic wanker.

His Fatha?

I stayed in, only had a couple of beers and some party grub with Wife and kids. Around the early hours I was half asleep and thought I heard some metal coathangers rattling in the wardrobe. A few seconds later I heard what I thought was my wife getting up and saying 'happy new year, darling' and felt a kiss. I was still half asleep and couldn't be arsed to say it back/open my eyes. I asked her if she got up early this morning and she said no she slept like a log all night and she was in bed this morning when it got light. I don't know if I dreamed it or not.

Fucking hell!! I recognise that lad!

Most questions answered already but whenever a rival fan posts questions I find it interesting they always come up with a 'Mike Ashley, Forgiven now?' type question. I can't think of one NUFC chairman/owner who was popular going back to Stan Seymour Junior when I started following us, (I'm 39). John Hall probably came closest to being liked but there were always suspicions of him from the traditional support after one or two soundbites were less than true and he was a Tory gobshite with a known fondness for Thatcher which also didn't sit well, but he was ambitious and that's we cried out for so it got swept under the carpet to a large degree. This bloke now, Ashley. It would take a complete turnaround and sustained success for me to lighten up a bit about him but I can't forgive nor forget the insults and lack of respect for our club. The Stadium alone should've seen him strung up, he cheapens our club and de-values it. He shits on the traditions of our club such as big away followings by constantly asking for minimum allocations and charging fans a 'membership fee' to even have a chance of a ticket. I can't stand the cunt it's that simple. I don't expect any rival supporter to be up to speed on all his slurs/actions/attitudes so don't expect any sympathy nor need any. A season where we had a decent finish wont even put a dent in my distrust of the fat bastard with not a bit of black & white in his blood. It's such a shame that football is now financially doped to the eyeballs where Everton having a good season is such a surprise, by the way.

Not a musical but when I hear this music, (by accident now), I smile and can get misty eyed. My eldest daughter, Rachel, was completely into the Disney Princesses when she was really little and all the songs from Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella, Snow White, Beauty and the Beast etc were always on in our house. We watched a bit of her on an old DVD from a relatives camcorder a few months ago and she had all her dolls, 'Aworwa' (Princess Aurora), 'The Mad', (Little Mermaid) and all the rest with her. "Daddy! pass the Mad, Aworwa wants to play wiff her".

I think the club are just as happy for him to go. We didn't pay West Ham a nut for him as we were happy to take up his clause when the cockneys were relegated. Ba's entitled to play the same game again, as a club who search out these clauses to save the club paying the going rate we can hardly complain when it doesn't suit. (Well maybe we can but Mike and Dekka certainly can't.)