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A few years ago Green was a guest on a Roger Tames inspired Tyne Tees generic sports show they used to conjure up now and then, (not sure if it was the one where they thought the football supporters of the North East were dying to hear Manc weekly guest, Terry Christian talk about Man U), anyway, Green's on and we're the first English side to qualify for the CL by finishing second. Green's not happy about this at all, 'Should only be for champions' which is a fair enough statement as many did and still feel that should be the case. Roger de Courcy Tames then comes out with 'Well that's the new criteria by UEFA and NUFC qualify by being second' and Green then came out with this gem, 'Well if UEFA want a second club from England in the CL then it has to be Liverpool' After a few WTF looks from the panel and a few of the audience who were sober enough to notice, (think the show was late on a friday night), Green states how it should only be a club like Liverpool who have a great European tradition getting in as 'guests' rather than the team finishing second. I've only heard him commentate once on a Liverpool v NUFC game and this is the one where we were winning but had a player sent off then lost 4-2. He was fucking ecstatic but had the good grace to still be scathing of us. A complete cunt. I heard that too on my way to work. The first Liverpool fan on was from, (roll drums............Cornwall). Him and Lawrenson both share this idea that the game isn't worthy of their presence, Green in particular thinks he's a major star with an opinion the likes of Fergie takes notice of, never mind plebs like you and me. If I was a producer and they started this 'bored' routine I'd sack them the next day.

He's killing our away support. Season Ticket or members only, almost always requests the minimum allocation in case a few tickets don't get sold. I can't believe for one second we couldn't have sold out the normal away allocation at Anfield. Horrible, horrible pair of bastards.

Roger Tames was an Arsenal fan but he always had one hand on the Mic and one hand down his pants tugging away whenever Slaven scored against us. Tyler would have creamed himself if Liverpool got a late winner don't doubt it.

Just what I was thinking, there's been no benefit of the doubt at all this season but I wait to see what happens when we're on the end of one of those. And aye, not even a booking for that Liverpool kid? Well the ref was cracking on with a disinterested Steve G before kick off in the tunnel so obviously has an opinion the ref values and as normal in these type of games you just wonder how much the constant dialogue with the likes of Gerrard and Rooney has an effect?

3rd sky game in a row, opposition represented by ex-player and NUFC represented by nobody. I cannot believe they've even mentioned Coloccini's tackle as a possible penalty, fucking hell man!

Once read a book my Dad lent me about 'The Iceman', (Richard Kuklinski) by Philip Carlo. I don't normally read that kind of subject but couldn't put it down. I'd recommend it if that's your interest. He was a vicious killer with a horrendous temper who eventually hired himself out to the Mafia to do hits for them.

Kevin Keegan: 1. He absolutely killed cereal sales over huge areas of the North East in the nineties.

That's Che Guevara, Marty, MoN, Mags worst nightmare, Party with Marty, Cloughie's Protege, SAFC Legend in the making, well at least he's not as bad as Bruce, actually he's no better, Still can't beat the Mags, we lost at home to Boro? We lost at home to Villa too?! Martin O'Neill for you.

Righto, to be honest.

Wilkins doesn't seem to rate us at all. He even went as far to say that Liverpool had a 'far superior' side on the lead up to our game with them near the back end of the season.

Must be hard being so cool and having that unaffected manner about our club. Fair play.

Uberfan? Condescending? Aye righto.

Should've just gave him Toonpack's PM address and saved us the bother of answering his questions. What a waste of time.

He's fucking priceless this bloke, I love him! Sums up the mentality of the average mackem. "I'm heterosexual...." :lol: There's been many a defeat for this bloke to chew on since '1979' and one or two hidings as well but at least some things haven't changed for this tortured soul. This knacker would've been a virgin "in 1979" and more than likely is still one now.

It aint a case of 'we are bigger than club x but not club Y' it's simply a case of someone coming out with a ridiculous statement and the person being put in their place, for me anyway. That's it to be honest. Can't see the need for the sarcy comments is all.

Was going to cancel but 2/3's of the cost can't be refunded, i.e. the train tickets. After we decided to write it off we had a re-think and thought, bollocks, we've paid for it, might as well go and see what happens.

Alright, don't rub my face in it unless you've a spare ticket or two?

See, to me this is boring. I couldn't give a flying fuck about upgrades to ipads, what google are making etc etc. That's why I just skip through those threads and don't comment. This is where Gemmill struggles. I could understand the odd comment whenever this subject arises but it seems all the time it happens he'll jump in and have a dig. Are you embarrassed by us? (By us I mean NUFC, the City, parts of the city or just embarrssed by the likes of Stevie, me or anyone else shouting our corner?)

He was never this bad when Leazes was here. Sniff.

There's a big fuck off Wolfy thread to get your teeth into if you'd like. It's riveting stuff as well. "There's satellites" "No there's not" "yes there is, mong" etc, etc.

Lou: "Did you remember to get the two seats for the Anfield Road end, darling?" Jamie: "Yeah babe, got a t'riffic deal off a boy as part of our Thomas Cook deal, just cost me three ponys, can't argue with that."

Remember folks....... Don't just book it........Thomas Cook it.

If we're not outside the top three or four clubs, then how low do you go down? Are we 8th? 9th? Lower? How many clubs does he think are bigger or better? I'm genuinely interested what he thinks on this.

I'm not sure what you're saying here, mate, so can you make it a little bit clearer for me. I know you're defending your club etc but can you explain the bit about other clubs arguing that we're not amongst the big clubs in this country, by that I mean your assumption we're not just outside the top four clubs? Just how many clubs do you see as bigger than NUFC for whatever criteria you want to use?

I need some euros for bruges. Guess I'll pay Thomas Cook a visit, then. Top work, Ant.