Howmanheyman

TS full of baked beans, lately.

There's real debrid links that don't work I've found, a few times I've had to use a non-RD instead. Didn't pay a lot so no big deal but I'll not renew either.

We've a joint account, a separate one each and another couple of savings accounts. Works fine with us.

Wouldn't be surprised to see CT asking for advice on grass feed a few weeks after his astro still hasn't shown any signs of life.

Yow couldn't mike it up!

MF. Right there.

Do 50,000 matchgoing fans have spiderman masks handy?

They'll change the film's name in America from 'Leicester City football club, the miracle' to 'Lester Town England, Soccer team, the miracle'.

Are you LM's lovechild? I'm glad you were on here telling us Ashley was the problem because literally nobody on here had a clue he was a cunt.

I didn't think you could be remotely capable of working either, Fish. Good luck on your move, though!

Knows how to do some geek stuff. Doesn't know when his phone isn't smashed. (Oneplus one is the best phone I've had by a mile, well worth the money I paid, I keep getting emails by them to get the next version for a discount but why would I need to?)

I'll think he'll end up stopping if we go down. Colo will leave and the bairns will sing: Oh Steven Taylor! You are the love of my life Oh Steven Taylor! I'll let you shag my wife, Oh Steven Taylor! I want a Colgate smile too. (Mebbees not, though).

Last relegation was the most self inflicted one I've ever saw from a club other than Leeds/Pompey for obvious reasons. This potential relegation is just as self inflicted. Absolutely 100% avoidable if we had anything like a normal executive board at the club.

Taylor and Colo were like Baresi and Costacurta last time in the 2nd. Both wouldn't be as good this time but I was genuinely surprised how easy it was for players who struggled like fuck only months earlier in the PL.

You must read touching distance, it's so much more than just going for the PL title.

Stimson aka Jason Donovan.

Amazed Stapleton couldn't remember another Rep of Ireland striker to be honest. Is he the MUFC version of CT?

David Kelly is one of my top picks too, (although I genuinely couldn't say who was my favourite). Think Terry Mac said he'd chase empty crisp packets all day in training if you try told him to. It was fitting he scored the winner at Grimsby a year or so after the Pompey goal as well. Also fitting he signed off with a hat trick v Leicester. The characters we've had compared to now is depressing.

Aye, players like your namesake, Davey Mac etc who maybe didn't have the natural ability of the likes of Wijnaldum much more than made up for it with endeavor and a good attitude. We're the ruin of young talent though, as we don't afford them enough support from a solid base of a team. And we know who's fault this is.

A good read. I value CT's assessments on football more than Merson's, however.

Top o' t'morning to you.

I see, said the blind man. Still not for me.