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The UKIP campaign airplane got into trouble and was losing altitude. After jettisoning all luggage and chairs the Captain calculated he had to jettison 20% of his passengers including UKIP members and travelling news reporters. After being informed of the the 20% sacrifice Farage got on the mic to explain what they needed and why. "Here at UKIP we believe in fairness and equality so we have decided the fairest way to decide who the unlucky souls will be is by doing it in alphabetical order. So could all Africans, Asians, Blacks, Coons, Chinkies and Darkies please to report for jettison at the fusilage hatch. Thank you."

This but buy some garlic butter from asdas and spread that on instead of Marj. /CT

Where's the toy dinosaurs?

'Daint' is pure North Shields.

Just Newcastle United shirts or other clubs in general? Is England and other international shirts ok? What about Sunderland shirts? Are any Newcastle United supporters going to your games allowed to join in with any chants? Are you for real? Are you a Mackem? Half-a-Mackem? Do you welcome extra supporters through the turnstiles or are they just cramping your style?

It's smart as fuck and looks even better with no sponsor. Wouldn't mind nike getting a go at our shirt.

What's the beeyah like in there, Stevie? deycent pint?

Scudamore should've been pedalled if it was him who was happy to go with the 39th game bollocks where none of the top 5 could play each other in the 39th game as it wouldn't be fair but it would be ok for a team in relegation trouble to play a top side in the extra game.

Put 'em up then, man!

Can't even get Shola 'over the line' now.

Had a great session at the gym made even funnier watching an Irish lad in a AC Milan shirt minus ipod trying to work out to pitbull's music.

I never knew so many people loved playing Gee-tar.

Two certainties now, Hull for relegation and John Terry to join in the celebrations after Arsenal's long wait.

But they've waited so long, man! Bloke with Mic just said!

Nine years! Nine years!!! What a weight it must've been. These commentators, man.

Brummie twat: "Arsenal, thive dun it the hard wye in this competition." They've been drawn at home every round before scraping past 2nd division Wigan in the semi final. 3-2, game over.

He was never a footballer, mate.

Never in the world was that a foul. Commentators mention it then forget about it unlike their moans after Hulls 2nd. That could've been a third. Robbed.

Cracking goal for Arsenal. Cheered up the commentators who were crying about s possible foul for hulls 2nd.

Am wounded for Arsenal fans. It's so unfair.

Research shows that Hull fans are in fact 100% more happy at risking their premier league status for this competition. #nufc

Fuck me! :lol:

Hallelulah!