Howmanheyman

Great finish and deserved.

There once was a Lad called Fist He loved 'Baps' if you quite get my gist He'd be normal and fine Browsing happily online Till the tits sent him right round the twist.

I'd happily make lurve to all the Corrs, although saying that, maybe I'd just have a pint with the brother. (Always preferred this one, as it happens........

I had my mid life crisis a few years early as well, Stevie.

No need for that shit. Chez would never catch an important flight to France to discuss a baguette. It would be a Pan au rasin instead.

:lol:

Paddy and Murphy go to a fancy dress party inspired by 'emotions'. Host opens the door to find them both bollock naked, one with his dick in a piece of fruit, the other with his knob lying in a bowl of yellow liquid. Host asks them what the fuck they are doing? Paddy says they're dressed as two 'emotions'. Host says what emotions are you, then? Paddy says, "Well I am fucking dis pear and Murphy is fucking dis custard." Thank you and goodnight.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TfyaW-aDV44

Very deadpan. RIP Trig.

I'm no longer bothered what people think of me either but I was still a bit pissed off when my new Thai girlfriend said to me last night that "a small penis really shouldn't be a problem in a loving relationship like ours". That was nice of her to say but I still wish she didn't have one, though.

Ken's favourite Japanese song - Itchifani (How we don't talk anymore) - Cliff Richard San.

Just change his name to 'TeenWolf', man!

"Help M'Boab, Wor lass! Get that new kitchen you wanted! I'm getting a arse-licking bonus from Mike!"

Congrats on all the replies you got.

Funny because I usually find fans siding with a man who has no love whatsoever of our club, city and heritage, embarrassing personally. I have no evidence whatsoever that he wants to do anything to make us a competitive club who wants to actually achieve things, I see no evidence that he's selling the club in the right way to interested parties who could help us financially, all I see is a huffy cunt to be honest. Post of the thread.

He said, "not being funny darlin' but have you tried the old waxing for your boat race?" Jonas Gutierrez

Thanks for sharing.

Bacuna Matata!!

Was it Lua Lua who was allowed to play (and score) against us for Pompey whilst on loan?

Martyn Tyler: "....And it's a battle of the two A's, Arsenal against Aston Villa, close together alphabetically, separated by some distance in the league." Fucking hell, man.

"Linesman has nothing to do with us, Chief."

Have to agree with that. (Not as nice as your tea sounds but I'm off to help with our tea, Mince, dumplings and veg).

Love the thread title btw. (Yes he is).

"Monsieur Ambassador Kinnear, with these non signings you are spoiling us."