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So who drives the cost cutting actions such as closing part of our stadium for games, taking minimum away tickets, not spending on players, not spending full fucking stop if he thinks he can get away with it?Is it Pardew? Is it JFK? Is it Bob the groundsman? Doris the tea Lady? Does Brian the caretaker not open L7 because he can't be arsed to walk up all those stairs to unlock the bogs up there?

To be equally fair if the club couldn't have took a chance and waived the costs of an empty L7 then it speaks volumes for the owner considering one of the charities benefiting is the NUFC foundation.

Other than here, TT, I've never heard of it nor heard it mentioned in conversation. Is it on normal TV or just netflix and the like?

At least you're laughing about it, last I heard Andrew was boarding a plane to Tokyo on a 'Nippon Rail' fact finding mission whilst googling the state of the Japanese penal system.

New Order had the better effort when football wasn't at all cool with everyone. But was it as good as this though? I asked my Mam to buy it for me when I saw it in a shop window on the Cregagh Road, I genuinely thought it was a poster until I discovered a record in it. (I was young).

Essembee 1-0 The-quoted-in-this-post Don't worry Essembee, they'll be PM'ing you their apologies in the next few days.

What about this as a name? Will nobody think of the children??!!!

Kevin Nolan.

A good point, Essembee, reminds me of the old tale of the Red Indian boy asking his Father about their unusual names and how they got them. The Father patiently explained that the new Parents in their tribe named their children after the first thing they saw after their babies were born, "for example, our friend and neigbour walking past, 'Eagle Soaring' was so named as that was the first thing his Father saw after his birth, likewise 'Running Bear' who is our Chief. Tell me, why do you ask, 'Two Dogs fucking'?"

Was just watching the top story on BBC news, which is a speech on the economy by Osbourne and opinion on it from political and econmic commentators, you then switch to SKY where the focus is on John Kerry telling everyone how bad Assad is alongside Hague and then showing clips of US talkshows interviewing Assad. Read an old copy of the Sun lying about at work, (I was bored), after the government was defeated and the narrative was disgust we weren't taking military action with words like 'shame' banded around and slaughtering Labour as cowards and making comparisons with Neville Chamberlain/Churchill etc. Am I putting two and two together by thinking some Murdoch's organisations are still agitating for some kind of conflict despite it being knocked on the head?

Don't eat them but cheers for the offer.

Well that's something at least! Just a shame they couldn't have opened it from the off or opened it when there was only single seat availability throughout the ground as people are going to want to sit together. It was the same in the UEFA cup last year in the last two rounds where it was pretty obvious the demand was there and he did the same waiting for the odd single seat to sell in the lower sections. He'd rather have 37,000 fans at the ground and save some money not opening L7 than have 40,000 there just like his disgraceful away policy. (The club have £200,000 to spend on away travelers given by the PL to all clubs, wonder what NUFC will do with theirs?)

Didn't know it was the Thai people who made the POW's build the bridge.

:lol: Has nobody on here ever watched 'Bridge over the River Kwai'?

Met him a couple of times, lovely bloke. (Bobby Robson. Not CT).

Enjoying a Celtic 11 against a Petrov 11. Berbatov has been taken off for Petrov's team after scoring a hat-trick. It's 4-1 and it's on BT sport 2.

I wonder which poster would be George on here? Here's some odds; JawD: 14-1 Tooj: 12-1 Paddocklad: 11-1 Chezgiven: 9-1 Deano: 50-1 CT: 500-1

We sometimes get calls for 'Grainger games' and they seem a bit reluctant to accept we aren't the shop when we tell them. "Wha you mean this izn Grainja Games? Wha you mean??!!!"

Go on then, explain.

My day isn't complete unless I twat one of those long faced four legged bastards, actually.

For anyone unaware, you pretend to climax, the girl looks around as you actually climax, it catches her in the eye where she covers her eye with her hand like a Pirate patch and yells 'Arrghhh!' Pirate style.

What about 'The Pirate' when he's older?

Di Canio may make an appearance according to nufc.com.