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Tbh, if you didn't go during 1968/69, home & away, you shouldn't be allowed to comment on the 1990/1991 season. But I suppose I'll have to let you plastics drone on about it like you know owt anyway

So, forgive my ignorance, are dongles just a way of making your tv pick up your Wifi signal? You don't have to pay a monthly fee or anything once you've got the dongle? Are they slower at all than a tv that just has Wifi already built in?

Well, it's small good news but good news I would say.

Jingle All The Way.

He'll take suppositories I'd imagine. And inject the peptides.

Work aside I can't be the only one who gets a little buzz about wearing a suit to an event or a night out. Drunkenly catching yourself in a toilet mirror and seriously considering it a mistake that you were never cast as bond

Tbf in the chances they've been given Ferguson has produced more and deserves to be ahead of him on that basis. Sure someone mentioned he had 3 assists or something but can't for the life of me remember who...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FKCnHWas3HQ

Ugly in High School, Fit in later life = Insecure, slutty Fit in High School, Ugly In later Life = Shame, don't nobody want that Fit in High School, Fit in later life = Up their own arse personality vacuum Average to good in High School, Fit in Later Life = Marriage Material True for both men and womenfolk.

For me one of the joys of internationals is seeing a relatively weak team with one freakishly outstanding player, fascinating to watch. edit* weak may be being harsh on the rest of Sweden but by that I mean they're obviously no where near Zlatan's level.

Managed to resist temptation so far and not got a tablet, mainly due to finding it hard to justify spending so much on what I would basically use to fuck about on apps and watch stuff on. However, my laptop is getting a bit long in the tooth and is too bulky/low battery life to be carrying round. Plus being able to use office would mean I'd actually be able to do work on it. I like the look of the proper keyboard covers too, even if they are a bit pricey. Anyone had a play with one of these? Toying with keeping my current laptop ticking along and getting one or just getting a decent new laptop.

Did the post/hit count change at all after Leazes left? Genuinely a little curious as at the time there were plenty of people saying they'd post more if he wasn't here, guess him being a frequent poster might balance it out though.

Still no Mario jokes?! Tsssch.

Ah ok sounds good, been to a few arena shows now and thy're enjoyable but just miss something

So been looking for a bit of comedy to see and found a fair few adverts for big comedians at small venues that say 'work in progress' in the advert or are described as warm up gigs. Anyone been to one of these? Any good and are they usually full length shows?

I had an old friend called Bootch, Who loved him a Strawberry Hooch, He climbed a tree to take pee, then fell off and tore his Gooch.

Meh, he's done the classic 'make them hard to beat' phase 1 of midtable UK manager protocol, they won't be relegated, they should take that as a first full season. If next season it's still the same shit then maybe they should start to whinge but tbh what do they expect, tika-taka?

Was just thinking about how in these competitions you encounter loads of teams that have kits almost exactly like much superior teams e.g. Inter. Then thought about Juventus

Carroll would've loved Ferguson

The thing is it looks nothing fucking like a sword, surely anyone could see that. Well, except for...

Bought a new cooling device for my office. It's a decent size and fast as you like but it just doesn't seem very effective. OberFan.

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Enjoyed it. Pleased with the passion shown, we might not get anything today, but these lads will do alright this season.