jonasjuice

Very green pitch.

Would the SNP allow English members ? As for Scotland, I lived there too for a while, my ex mrs is Scottish and came from a small place. All the locals accepted me, apart from 2 at first, because I am a good bloke full stop and also because I didn't act the big English bloke etc etc and took them all on face value as friends. Some of them see Geordies as different to "English" though, and when they said to me that Geordies were jocks with their brains kicked in I just said thats strange because we think that Jocks are Geordies with their brains kicked in, and we all laughed. The only 2 blokes who gave me flak for being and English bastard were told by the others to lay off and when they got to know me both of them apologised. There was only ever one other bloke, who was one of those natural heed-the-balls anyway and I never really saw him in the pub again yes I am one. In fact I was asked to stand in the local elections in May but couldn't due to family and work commitments. Nigel Don is an English SNP MSP. They would allow black members *edit* too.

He said that a year ago?!

Remember reading a month or two ago him saying that on the leg he broke the thigh muscle was almost getting back to the same mass of his other leg. I think it's easy to underestimate just how long it can take someone to get back to complete fitness after such a horror injury, it's not as simple as 'Oh if he's fit enough for the bench, he must be fit for anything'. Also psychologically at times he looked a bit nervy when he first came back. Certainly not like that any more.

We still have to play Chelsea at Stamford Bridge, would definitely prefer them to drop a few more points.

He also made potentially libellous remarks about Oliver Holt - The Daily Mirror's Chief Sportswriter. Insisting on referring to him as "Oliver Horseshit", he called the award-winning journalist a "dickhead", suggesting he had an issue with drink. "You can smell the alcohol in his tweets!" he laughed. This article from The Mirror by any chance?

The Muamba incident will have played a part. While I think it should be awarded purely on football reasons, Coyle did handle the situation well and they picked up a couple of decent results.

Not a big golf watcher at all but the end to the Masters just there was incredible, won by this guy (in the denim dungarees)

Something's happening with Bellamy, rumours he's fallen out with Dalglish iirc. Missed the last few matches completely with no explanation anyway.

Insensitive title, it's anything but cute.

Using gay as a derogatory term? Who's the nazi now??? Still Hitler I imagine

(before i get two months in jail)

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Haha! I will, I have been reading this forum for a number of years - just never had a profile! I am sure to get abuse! Never mind. More LIES!!! Sum up the Peter Luse case immediately!!!!

Jesus people love to overcomplicate things. They would qualify for the CL if they won it for the record, 4th place would miss out. Changed after the Liverpool palava.

2011/12 league stats: Ameobi - 21 apps, 2 goals Best - 18 apps, 4 goals Carroll 25 apps, 3 goals Not a lot in it tbh

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I wonder what their stance will be when teams are building new stadiums. If a club like Everton wanted to build a new ground then it would obviously make it very hard for them to avoid making losses for a while, surely they would make exceptions when its clear that the short term losses are for the long term benefit of the club? Will be interesting to see how strictly they are able to enforce these rules, they've got to be air tight because say they refused Man City champions league entry they'd be costing them tens of millions of pounds, you can bet they'd have the best lawyers money can buy looking for any sort of loophole. And FIFA would have to be sure of getting the call correct because they'd be terrified of being sued by a club for lost earnings.

'As stated I am glad we didnt get him as think we dodged a bullet' I know it's not really fair as no one could have anticipated how well he's done, still makes me chuckle. In fact if he'd gone there I'd imagine they'd probably be above us right now.

About a day ago??

Has he ever played there during his career, even as cover? Not being sarcy, genuine question. There have been some DM's who've provided solid cb cover at other clubs, just depends if he could adapt. He's a great destroyer but that doesn't necessarily mean he'd be a good cb, can imagine him giving a way a hell of a lot of fouls in dangerous positions. Would instantly become heavy favourite to get sent off, especially if he's trying to keep Suarez quiet. Plus the positioning and concentration is a whole different ball game. Or at least a different aspect of the same ball game.

All good advice actually thanks, I've found most 'where to live in London' websites a bit scared to offend anywhere so their advice just becomes a bit samey for each area. Definitely gonna commute from somewhere a bit nicer I've decided depending on finding a decent place that I can just about afford. Lifes too short to live somewhere I'm probably gonna end up hating for the sake of saving a bit of money on rent. I'll just have to cut down on my faberge's.

Speaking of Deano, while he was undoubtedly *a bit* of a tit, I'd imagine if you go back a lot of his thoughts/predictions for the season were a lot closer to the mark than those of the people that were ridiculing him for them. The piss taking of the rest of his personality was perfectly valid, like. Wonder what kinda money he's making these days...