Meenzer

Meanwhile, the translation industry is firmly up shit creek and my company's revenue is way down so the axe is a-swingin'. My whole team has been classified as "at risk" and I've just had my first consultation meeting but they're still not sure as to what extent the redundancies will take, just that some (at least) will be necessary. Not a massive surprise really. Meenzer's next job could be in cyber (he just doesn't know it yet)

If it had been Diane Abbott...

Sensational

That whole episode was one of the campest things I've ever seen. Magnificent telly.

Praising the high land and property values in Newcastle? Mag behaviour, that.

I said, you wouldn't have had much fun in Stalingrad, would you?

There were words in the advert?

Ah, a Fussball-Ventilator

I'll bite: can you clarify what you mean by "all this fan thing"?

And so is his wife

They say late at night, you can hear the mournful cries of "CUNT..." echoing around the graveyard

Not for you, anyway.

The day the Yes Gemmill... thread reports on Gemmill's own death is the day this forum finally implodes.

FFS

Daniel Cordone briefly looked like a player, then lengthily not so much.

We've all been there. I thought Georgios Georgiadis was going to become a mainstay of the squad.

We will gloss over that particular fact. 😒

Well they shan't have it, I shall be spending it on waffles and frites

Let me guess, all the witnesses who testified were paid actors like the Sandy Hook families

Only because Kazu Miura is 56 now

What do you expect to achieve here?

Alex Jones