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Don't worry, it's one of the less useful letters anyway.

I would if it wasn't for the Tories having made the Mayoral election FPTP

Can recommend Ableton, it's what I use so it must be fairly foolproof

There, that's fixed it

Preparations in full flow, everything as it should be

Flew to the County Durham Races from Ponteland Airport, marra

Not saying an England cap is worth less nowadays but he's got 36 (!) of them

Blyme, wasn't expecting him to pick Luke O'Nien

I am Alan Shearer's hair island

Or EMIL KRAFTH has. It's always the ones you least suspect.

I still use a Eurovision chatroom on IRC.

A conservative estimate

The Tesla in my rear view mirror as my Hyundai i10 powers up to 60mph in a leisurely 12.5 seconds

Four from the top row and two from anywhere else?

Even the kid from the milk (sorry, "milchhhh") advert had that

It's been done

I'm always a little perplexed that there are gay people in the more vehement fringes of the pro-Palestine movement - if anyone should be wary of creating an environment in which people don't feel safe on the streets simply for being visibly who they are... Mind, plenty of "us" holiday in places where we're de facto illegal, so logic isn't always high on the agenda.

Mood

"Country roads, take me home" presumably a reference to the Home Counties destinations of most of the departing ManU fans

Mind, there's this too

People should only drive small hatchback cars.

I didn't spot the quoted post and thought for a brief moment you were talking about Steven Taylor...