Monster

beef and the bear - Bonesucking ladyboy "everyone needs their fix...of gangsta trippin' chicks with dicks...." Quality.

Why? Are you just generalising all metal fans here? Trivium are a tired cliche that offer nothing original. Frankly, they are pish.

You company car drivers are quids in. My brother-in-law got a Honda Accord Diesel a year ago and he gets the bus to work 3 days a week. Consequently he'll be quids in also when he gets to buy it off them and punt it for a profit. That was the reason he chose the Accord over a Vectra - much less depreciation.

How much did it end up costing and how easy is it to fit? £90 with postage, took 15mins to fit, you get all the tools to do the job, instructions are brilliant, and a piece of piss to do ! Did you have to inform Sky? Do you lose all your recordings and those awaiting recording? Cheers Nope, not informed SKY, I've had it 3 years so I consider it mine, yes I did lose my recordings and my Series links but it only took a few minutes to re program them, you can get a program that will back these up but it requires connecting your old and new drives to a PC to back it up, seemed more trouble than its worth. Thanks, i might just get it then. As long as Sky won't stop me telly or anything

I'm glad we agree.

Up in Ayrshire it was the slightly harder sounding(but no less shit) "Talkin' tae me or chewin' a brick? Either way ye lose yer teeth...."

I have a Rover 600 that cost me £600. It's an 11 year old 'N' plate and when people laugh at my 'banger' i laugh right back at them. It was owned by an octogenarian, garaged since new and when i got it had 28k on the clock. I've had it for 2 years, haven't spent a penny in repairs on it and don't have a couple of hundred quid a month going out on a car loan. New cars are a way to part stupid people from their money tbh. Or people who are just richer than you. You might have difficulty getting parts for that Rover if anything does fo wrong mind, and it almost certainly will, being a British car. Your point is moot. Why should being richer mean they have an urge to waste thousands of pounds on a new car, other than if they do starship mileage? Parts are no problem whatsoever, there are thousands of 600's still in circulation, as well as plenty of scrapyards where i live. I'd imagine rich people don't mind paying for the prestige and comfort of a new car; seems fairly obvious to me. Yes i'm sure they don't, i was suggesting it's not necessary, not that it shouldn't be allowed. Most of our throwaway capitalist society is all about pointless material posessions that are mostly status symbols anyway.

How much did it end up costing and how easy is it to fit? £90 with postage, took 15mins to fit, you get all the tools to do the job, instructions are brilliant, and a piece of piss to do ! Did you have to inform Sky? Do you lose all your recordings and those awaiting recording? Cheers

I have a Rover 600 that cost me £600. It's an 11 year old 'N' plate and when people laugh at my 'banger' i laugh right back at them. It was owned by an octogenarian, garaged since new and when i got it had 28k on the clock. I've had it for 2 years, haven't spent a penny in repairs on it and don't have a couple of hundred quid a month going out on a car loan. New cars are a way to part stupid people from their money tbh. Or people who are just richer than you. You might have difficulty getting parts for that Rover if anything does fo wrong mind, and it almost certainly will, being a British car. Your point is moot. Why should being richer mean they have an urge to waste thousands of pounds on a new car, other than if they do starship mileage? Parts are no problem whatsoever, there are thousands of 600's still in circulation, as well as plenty of scrapyards where i live.

I have a Rover 600 that cost me £600. It's an 11 year old 'N' plate and when people laugh at my 'banger' i laugh right back at them. It was owned by an octogenarian, garaged since new and when i got it had 28k on the clock. I've had it for 2 years, haven't spent a penny in repairs on it and don't have a couple of hundred quid a month going out on a car loan. New cars are a way to part stupid people from their money tbh.

WTF was that yesterday? Keep playing like that and it's the fecking Championship. Oh, and, GET BRAMBLE TO F**K!!!

Ayr 0 Stirling Albion 0 Not the greatest, but a hard won point keeps us 3rd and on cours for the play-offs. Only scored 9 goals in 10 games though.....

Do you really have to shag every American you meet?? I consider it my civic duty to welcome the thick warmongering hicks to my beautiful country. (Especially if they have big tits)

Funnily enough, that exact phrase was popular in my house about 4.45 today. You sheep-worriers always lose in the prison town as well. Tut. Did they fix the half-time draw as usual?

Monobrowed evil incarnate! To be avoided at all costs - i'll pray for your souls....

That's exactly what i need. £90 is better than £200 to those robbing bastards at Sky. I've given them a fortune over the last ten years and what happens? When my box goes south i have to pay full price for a new one, but NEW customers get them for £89?? There's loyalty for you.

MONSTER! presents..... 'Never heard of any of the fuckers!'....an old fart experience you WONT want to miss.

This is from last season. With 2 games to go we were at Dumbarton. If they beat us we were going down - if we won - they were going down. The final score: Dumbarton 4 Ayr United 5 This is the goal that made it 4-1 to us. An absolute classic The very first 'YES!!!' you hear is me(the Monster) getting all excited as i had just turned to my mate Baldy Al and said:"This is going in, McAnespie's going to score!" At any level of football that's a peach.....

Every American i've ever met assumed i was Jorman. Must be something to do with the grunting.

1. Honestpage - Ayr United online. 2. Pie and Bovril - Scottish fitba' annat. Rite bawbag? 3. Expert Eleven - Fantasy Fitba' for fuck aw. Great fun 4. Toontasic - 'Cos you folks are freaks. I fit right in 5. Encycmet - This is a Metallica fan site. Full of folk 10 years younger than me.

Disgusting. Take a ladyshaver with you for their furry pits. Good card players though......

Just back from a supporters trust meeting and having a few Stellas. There are some really boring pompous people at these meetings that just have to ask questions constantly and make a 45 minute meeting run to 2 hours. Mind you, those K*ll*e bastards have hijacked our hospital radio broadcasts. Sons of beeches. I keeeeel them.

Shagging Jormans are we?

My Sky + box is also doing the freeze thingy. I thought i would have to get a new box. Can i just buy and install a compatible hard drive? Won't that mean having to phone those wankers at Sky and have them reconfigure all the gubbins? I would really like to avoid paying shitloads for a new box

I'm really down because my neighbours have just split up. They've been married for 12 years and have two lovely little girls. I thought the guy was alright but i just discovered he's been knocking his wife about. I went to school with her and now i feel so very fucking guilty about it, because i had no idea. I really feel like shit.