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Be fucking hilarious if she wasn’t even in the box.

Only 4 right backs in that squad, he’s losing it

See these people like the kid in Edinburgh and the bloke on Twitter being arrested/banned. Is this down to the anti protestation laws that Patel brought in previously?

Fucking relieved. My older brother had a brain bleed 10 years ago and has been semi vegetative since. On Sunday morning he started having fits for no apparent reason. He had about 14 in 3/4 hours between my mams house, the ambulance and A&E. Got him stabilised in HDU. Have had all the scans done and no further bleeds, EEG didn’t show anything. They think he has an infection that they are treating, although they don’t know where or what but he had been unconscious since he got to A&E and unresponsive to stimuli. Cheeky fucker woke up this morning like nowt had happened and was laughing his tits off at us. My mam would have battered him if she wasn’t so relieved

He has weightlifting gloves on unless my eyes are worse than I thought

Do you hover to take a shit?

Why have, or would any of you sing the national anthem anyway? Moot point

Just some sales cunt trying his luck, as per

Got a message on LinkedIn. Do yourselves a favour and don’t go on LinkedIn

He has a tendency toward the bullshit anyway, so it’s probably not true

A friend of a friend who works at Eufa has said all the games tonight are being cancelled. Not sure why foreign teams would give a shit like

As someone from boro, we don’t say Marra. I suspect he was a county derrem arsehole, probably went for a cerry afterwards

It should be on bbc iplayer mate, it got better the longer it went on but not his best imo

The gays know it wasn’t you because they have better taste

Lino, cheeky cunt. It’s expensive lino

Tbh I have herringbone amtico too, but didn’t mention either. So you are both arseholes tbh

Yeah totally water proof to a degree, if it’s under an inch of water then they glue might come undone

Yeah we do. Probably DIY’able but I wouldn’t do it myself. We paid a company to do it

Watching Stewart Lee’s latest effort on the bbc. Not sure, which is a shame

Tried that, still too large.

That’s a good effort for your first go mate you should be proud of that

Seems like a bit of effort

This is finished. I would put up a picture to wow and astound you all but the size limit on here is too small, unlucky nerds.

Always thought the people who get into reffing are wrong’uns tbh. As a kid you want to play, not be Keith Lard enforcing the rules, fucking virgins

If Isak scores that early chance we win that comfortably