NYD

It sounds like something Kenny Everett would have said.

"working class life in sunderland " so some of them must have jobs ? hahaha

I'd love to go to one of them games. Although I'd need an armed guard LOL

And you know this because ?

Revised England squad: with wanker or canny ratings Goalkeepers: Joe Hart canny (Manchester City), Robert Green not bad (West Ham), Jack Butland to early to tell (Birmingham City). Defenders: Leighton Baines canny (Everton), Martin Kelly to early to tell (Liverpool), Ashley Cole wanker (Chelsea), Glen Johnson wanker (Liverpool), Phil Jones canny (Manchester United), Joleon Lescott sometimes a wanker (Manchester City), John Terry 1st class grade one wanker (Chelsea), Phil Jagielka canny (Everton). Midfielders: Stewart Downing canny (Liverpool), Steven Gerrard proper wanker (Liverpool), Jordan Henderson canny but ex mackem so wanker (Liverpool), James Milner canny (Manchester City), Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain to early but seems canny (Arsenal), Scott Parker canny (Tottenham), Theo Walcott canny (Arsenal), Ashley Young a wanker for the future (Manchester United). Forwards: Andy Carroll wanker (Liverpool), Jermain Defoe wanker (Tottenham), Wayne Rooney wanker (Manchester United), Danny Welbeck wanker (Manchester United).

"For now, I'm leaving it all in the hands of my agent" So he'll sign for the team that pays the best I think.

Joey fighting outside night clubs again?

Shooting him is a bit OTT, but a good kicking would be ok.

haha i was not serious but i was drunk.

I think we can win it

I love everything to do with the British Monarchy.

He still has a monkey's heed like.

A proper gent. A model professional.

"We might not be ready for the title now but the process begins today." I now officially hate Brendan Rodgers.

I work in manufacturing, I have a few mates who work there, gutted for them.

The Killers, When You Were Young

The wife was asking me how many women I had been with,I said "do we really need to do this as I know it may upset you",she says "I'm not worried about that so just tell me". I said "ok ,here goes 1 2 3 4 5 6 you 8 9 10 !!" I was right,she did get upset

It's not nice to see him like that, he looks very ill.

I wonder how many of king kenny's players will now move on ?

I thought that myself. Fans of team 3-0 down to Italy, " Lets get Italy down to ten men "

I know it's a sad thing we are talking about, but I couldn't help pissing myself laughing at that.

What did your underpants taste like ?

Drivers who jump the lights Drivers who don't indicate Drivers who drive while on the phone Drivers undertake Drivers who speed, especially in a 30 mile or less area Drivers of white vans because them twats do all of the above and think it's cool.

This may be true, I watched the video of them " crying" but hardly any tears ? I just thought guilty straight away, that was after the arrests however. Maybe those experts could see through them ? I'd say yes they could.