Alex

Just reminded me of a lad at school who had a really thin knob which earned him the nickname butcher’s pencil

The alternative reality that is RTG delivers again

Fanny = arse in America so Paul Raymond would’ve been better. Although he’s been broon breed even longer. 3 stars - flawed but interesting

Two things about Hope that make him unpopular and not particularly relevant are, he looks did a negative angle in practically everything, all the time and he doesn’t seem to have the inside track. I wouldn’t say I hate him, I just don’t think he’s got much to say worth listening to. Even if he’s right about this, it’s not really anything different to what you’ve gleaned from looking at the situation along with a few others in here.

Haven’t seen it yet but I really liked the first series

Louise ‘all my sentences are paragraphs’ Taylor

Michael Vaughan’s son Archie, who is only 18, took 11 wickets in the match as Somerset beat Surrey in the County Championship. He’s an allrounder who also opened the batting in both innings. It leaves Somerset just behind Surrey in the race for the title with two matches to go. Somerset have never the County Championship before either. I would love to see them do it as I always liked them from the days when the used to show the Sunday League on Sunday Grandstand, when Ian Botham, Joel Garner and Viv Richards played for them

Nirvana are another band who haven’t aged well, to my ears at least. They’re alright but just about the only act from then of that ilk that I still really like are Faith No More*. I know the latter aren’t ‘grunge’ but that was a fairly meaningless catch all term for bands from in and around Seattle at that time anyway. *Up to and including ‘Angel Dust’

It’s an active ingredient in cannabis. You can vape ground up grass but in the states you can get liquid form to vape, like the nicotine ones with the liquid you get here. Also available on the black market here. Not sure if by prescription too. I’ve tried some really strong versions of the liquid ones and it’s not particularly pleasant. A but like downing half a bottle of sprits or something. I.e. pissed straight away without any of the pleasure of arriving there.

You have to compliment him on his modesty. He left out the rapier sharp retort delivered to the Saudi colleague. Which resulted in everyone else there giving him a standing ovation.

That’s tragic even by the low bar Roker Mackem normally sets for himself

Every time you fancy one, just imagine CT toking on a vape whilst getting sucked off by Denise Squelch 👍🏻

I think she left before I was born, let alone this gig

I did it once but I was bad in bed with the flu. The actual proper flu, not a cold. I was that ill I was more bothered about the fact I’d have to get out of bed. I thought I’d done it once at a Hawkwind gig in Middlesbrough. But it was just a combination of paranoia, coming up on lsd, the sensation of sweat trickling down my leg being accentuated by that and (I think) someone doing an absolutely rancid fart directly behind me. Unless they’d followed through. Imagine my relief when I found a cubicle in the gents and realised it was a false alarm

Aye. You can’t force kids to eat everything. And having identical twins, they’re basically genetically the same and have been introduced to stuff at the exact same time and still have different tastes. But you can definitely introduce them to stuff and I think you need to realise that not liking something when kids try it doesn’t mean they won’t after they’ve tried it a few times. It’s worth it from a healthy pov but it’s also going to mean they get a lot more enjoyment out of food over the course of their lives. I’m not trying to make out we’re perfect parents or anything but food is one thing where you can pretty much control when it comes to kids. The worst thing for me is seeing really obese kids because I know genetics comes into it but it’s largely down to their parents/guardians. I think if you don’t do it when they’re young it must be hard to break those habits though. Loads of my kids’ mates seem to be really fucking picky eaters. Which is fine when they visit because you can just do pizza and chips or whatever. But it’s not really setting them up for a healthy adult diet if they’re eating that about 4 or 5 times a week

I feel sorry for ones who didn’t vote for the Tories or Reform. But the ones who did should be fine because they don’t believe in government handouts 👍🏻

He’d been sitting on it for a while

Crab paste

Can’t say I’ve ever listened to them properly before but, if the first few minutes is representative, I can’t really understand why you’d spend half an hour of your time listening to that. Just bland opinions from a bunch of nobodies

To be fair, he was comparing Isak to prime Exile

Who ate all the cow pies?

It’s the lack of details and totally improbable outcomes that really make these RTG anecdotes so entertaining

What a twat Btw didn’t they supposedly fall out to the extent they used separate private jets while touring?