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The Story Dave Will Tell His Grandkids: "In those days I was irresistible tbh. There we were in the middle of the pub and out of nowhere she flashed her breasts at me. I could tell she blatantly wanted me. And who could blame her......" The Reality: I bent down to tie my shoelace. Dave looked down my jumper.

Used blob? A used blob covered in loose tea leaves? At the bottom of a cup? You'd prefer it in a mug? Perhaps a thermos flask to keep it warm

You luuuurve me.

Used blob? A used blob covered in loose tea leaves? At the bottom of a cup?

As I said, they were extremely random thoughts....

We were talking about this at work last night. Some random (and often tongue-in-cheek) thoughts included... - Will the grand finale show be showing a live feed of the donor kidney being harvested from the clinically dead donor and into the winner. At the point of transplantation will they have cheering crowds and fireworks? - Why is the terminally ill patient only donating one kidney when they have two healthy ones? - What happens if the recipient's body rejects the donor kidney? (Other than the obvious, of course) Bit of an anti-climax really. - If there are votes to decide who gets the kidney (therefore making it a popularity contest) then imagine being the person who comes last. Not only are you gonna die but it would appear that everyone hates you aswell. - Will they have tasks like bushtucker trials? "How badly do you want this kidney? Are you willing to eat this plate of shit to prove it?" Who says nurses are twisted? On a serious note, I love a good ethical dilemma but I don't even know where to begin with this one. It's just so wrong on so many levels.

Nothing worse than loose tea leaves at the bottom of your cup

Dear me, Sammy has got his threads well and truly mixed up today

Are you sure you actually posted it? You know what you're like with computer technology........

And I did I didn't have any grapes to hand so took him some cheesecake instead. Turns out he's nil by mouth for now so I had to have it for my breakfast........

You being the first

Rest assured, you will be the first to have your hand shaken when I get to a piss up! An less of the old, please *Makes mental note to get some alcohol hand gel from work* I'd keep that hidden from Radgina Did hear a story once about some folks in an old peoples home putting in their tea as a nightcap

Rest assured, you will be the first to have your hand shaken when I get to a piss up! An less of the old, please *Makes mental note to get some alcohol hand gel from work*

You filthy old man

Ah, he's back. Good holiday Bob?

Now you just know that's not true

Good for you, I have the week off, then six weeks work of teaching 2 lessons per week, then another 6 weeks off. Beat that! I can't, but then again - I have a real job

My weekend starts in the morning. Who hates me?

Howay man, snakey! We have to drink with you at some point in the future and I just don't need them mental images when I'm asking you "What you having?"

Whatever http://www.carmex-kiss.de/index.php?meintanz=598289373296 My hair needs brushing

You've got Fat Sam in your ava! Work have blocked YouTube so I'll have to have a look in the morning

My cousin tried to persuade me to go to this (I think I can spot her on one of the pics actually) Luckily I had the excuse of work at my disposal. I guess there are some benefits to working the bank holidays...

Been waiting for The Fray to tour for fucking ages, and they're playing Newcastle 3 days after I go away Don't worry about it. they're shite. To each their own. I would have liked to see them.

We weren't

That really is class