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Boy stuff (i.e. I don't understand a word of it )

Almost definitely. I would recommend immediate amputation. Cath x

RACISM!!

Quite difficult to break the calcaneaus unless there's been a hell of an impact on it. Sounds more likely to be a soft tissue or ligament injury even if there's no swelling. Ibuprofen/elevation might do the trick to start with. How did you do it? If you're gonna say that you jumped off a wall onto your feet then ignore everything else I've said - yes it might be broken. When we I was a kid, my Dad was cutting down a tree that was overhanging our drive. Stupidly, he decided to cut through the trunk around where it began to branch out and as it slipped, it knocked him (and the still running chainsaw) clean off the ladder. his heel hit the concrete drive and according to the x-ray, was smashed into 16 pieces. They told him that if they opened his foot up, the pieces of bone would have just fallen out. The only way they could think of re-setting the heel was to force one of his shoes on under anaesthetic. The porter who was taking him down to theater thought he'd lost the plot Ouch

Stick a pin in your heed so it deflates a bit

Put a clothes peg on your nose and go and stand in the garden. Next!

It's up to you. Is it bad enough that it's happening often and it's worrying you? If so, then of course you should go to the doctors.

Won't be broken then - it's normally seen in jumpers and the like. You've not stood on anything that you know of?

A course of worming tablets should do it.

Not really. Im a lazy student Your sedentary lifestyle is causing your organs to slowly shut down Fuck! You serious? Yes! Run up and down stairs a few times - QUICK!! Tom, I have no idea why your breathing is irregular pet. Have you been watching porn?

That's awful RIP.

Not really. Im a lazy student Your sedentary lifestyle is causing your organs to slowly shut down

Quite difficult to break the calcaneaus unless there's been a hell of an impact on it. Sounds more likely to be a soft tissue or ligament injury even if there's no swelling. Ibuprofen/elevation might do the trick to start with. How did you do it? If you're gonna say that you jumped off a wall onto your feet then ignore everything else I've said - yes it might be broken.

Have you had a cold/flu/been over-exerting yourself? Alternatively it might be a pulmonary embolism or something

Seriously. I don't know the full story, but you can just see the dozy cock setting sail for home in it. "Taxi? Fuck the taxi. I'm going by pedalo." You can definitely see it

Have a fab day pet!

Cracking job by Hamilton to qualify 4th in his first F1 qualifying session

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott? I've told you, when you pass your test, then you can give me directions. *waits for EXPLOSION* You don't have to have passed your test to know where roads in Manchester lead when you've lived there for 10 years. [/serene calmness]

I did think that was class like

Tis for me at the mo, although I've just managed to get into my Hotmail for the first time in a couple of hours so it may be on the mend..

There is nothing worse than someone who slavishly uses SatNav when they either know the right way to go, or their passenger (i.e. ME) knows exactly where they are. If I didn't know better I'd think they were just doing it to amuse themselves at my pissedoffness. Eh Scott?

Sorry to hear that, Craig. Hope the rest of the weekend is better

You mean in the way that Terry Wogan makes a difference by collecting 8 grand for doing Children in Need? Terry and I have fallen out since I found out about that

To be fair, it was Lenny Henry that set the whole thing up in the first place so that's why he still fronts it. I don't buy into this 'knock charity nights' thing cos although it may not be the best television in the world, they 'celebrities' are at least doing something to make a difference rather than sitting on their fat arses raking their money in.