Dr Kenneth Noisewater

Fucks sake. Selling AC, then not getting a replacement is really going to come back and bite us on the arse. Praying on Shola and Lovelyglands not getting injured again now.

Cheers all. Whatever happened to Pilchard Chops?

Yeah! YEAHHHHHHHH! I think it may be time for me to give this forum a little rest don't ya know?! I have enough stress in my real life without coming on here and getting wound up half way through each thread. Consider it stopped on my part. Aye and me, I'm going to be fucking off as well. Tbh, half of the cunts I've had run in's with on here are generally okay people, this forum's downfall is it's refusal to put a stop to LeazesMag. I made my attempt to step away from it and the tedious old cunt must have made reference to me about fifty times in the short period I was ignoring him. Banning him would see this board prosper, he's like a cancer eating away at it - and I know that's strong but I genuinely believe it. The only reason I can think of for not banning him by now is that the subsequent increase in member numbers and posts would make hosting an issue, and going by peasepuds baord tidy up thread, it's already an issue. Maybe that's why he's allowed to stick around Anyway I'll be seeing you pricks later, LIVE LONG AND PROSPER! April Fool, right? I've had my run-ins with ASM, but I quite like him and he can be funny. Leazes has obviously got a lot of Toon knowledge and can make interesting posts. The problem isn't them individually, its when they get intertwined in multi-quote post marathons that spill across all the other threads. If they could keep out of each others way all would be sweet. Can't someone program a routine that one of them can't enter a thread if the other one is there??

Feeling it more so than usual today, for obvious reasons. K-Dogg's post set me thinking: I've had a driving licence longer than he's been alive I've got a hi-fi that's older than he is I've got a house plant that's older than he is

My cousin got married not far from Maiden Castle around that time. On our way to the ceremony me and my dad stopped off to watch a bit of training. We both had suits on, and my dad was taking a call on his mobile (this is in the time when not many people had them, he only had it because he worked away at the time). You could see the young kids watching us, must've thought I was a prospective signing and the old fella was my agent

Holiday?

I'd have to leave the mushrooms

Fuck not given.

What are ye lookin at like?

One before the match and one at half-time.

Does anyone else get the occasional eyebrow hair that seems to sprout from nowhere overnight and be sticking out quarter of an inch over all the others in the morning?

Not 'you' personally, obviously.

Didn't realise until recently that Mariska Hargitay (from Law & Order) was Jayne Mansfield's daughter. Facially, very similar, though obviously not as glamorous.

Alex James hit the nail on the head when he said you celebrate your 20th with alcohol, your 30th with drugs and your 40th with food.

You prefer wandering round B&Q to going clothes shopping.

News readers look young.

You go in a bar where you know you'll get a seat instead of one packed with totty.

"Challenging for the top twelve" Talk about crushing aspirations. He's setting out next season with the aim of desperately trying to hang onto the coat-tails of the mid-table water-treaders. Great.

Sat 9th April.

Is onepunch tanned dave's new id? I'm going to the National this year (on a stag weekend), so I'm looking forward to it.

Nah, I'm not buying that. No way would they go through all of testing running a decoy. They can't possibly have that much faith in their simulator can they?? I agree that the first race looks like Red Bull's to lose, but Ferrari have been working very hard on their reliability so I expect them to be there to pick up the pieces. Fucking hell well I wasn't expecting them to be topping the charts. Perhaps Whitmarsh's smile has some substance. Brilliant start for McLaren. Wasn't expecting that either. How much fuel did they have on-board? If they were running on vapours its a PR stunt, if they were carrying the same amount as the others it's an eye-opener.

Should've cleaned him out, man, ball, the lot, Harald Schumacher stylee, see how he liked them apples.

I'll win quite a bit if they beat Belgium tomorrow night. I'll be waiting of England and Eire for £550. The two home nations will piss their games, so mon the Austria. I've been to Austria, fucking great country, so hot when I was there, then you go to the mountains and it's freezing. Beautiful country. They don't feel like proper regimented krauts neither. Aye, it's supposed to be a lovely place. They've had their share of wronguns though, Fritzl, Priklopil, Adolf...