Dr Kenneth Noisewater

He should do the honorable thing and depart the forum if Carroll does go.

Urgh, the Caçapa capitulation. Wonder what Sima made of that performance. Four years ago man, give the cunt a break.

Urgh, the Caçapa capitulation. Wonder what Sima made of that performance.

As in the Sean Lock use of 'character'?

Well that all sounds very plausible. Good luck to her.

Wasn't he one of their best players under Hughes?

On the plus side, after he'd kicked the shit out of you, he would be able to administer first aid.

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But... but... spurs win the cup when the year ends in one I suspect we won't be bothered by danny b tonight.

As long as we don't sell anyone (except Smith) I'll be content.

Said this weeks episode was it's last chance to amuse me. Not sure if it won me over or not. There's generally a couple of laughs per episode, but it's not been great. Ive quite enjoyed it but not as much as I'd hoped. As far as people playing exaggerated versions of themselves go, it's not a patch on The Trip.

I'd like to go on record as saying I was wrong about Lee Clark. When Roeder had him as assistant I thought it was jobs for the boys, a Terry Mac type situation where he would hand the bibs out, put the bets on and provide a few laughs. I didn't think he had the nous to be a proper coach or manager. But fair play, he's done a tremendous job at Huddersfield and created a nice, tidy side. Good luck to him, and I hope he can continue the upward spiral. Also good on Huddersfield, fivelive saying they've took five thousand there. Obviously its a one-off and a special occasion for them, but compare it to Wigan's Emirates turn-out of 48. [forty-eight/videprinter] Not bad for a RL town.

You'll be able to look back and laugh in a few years Kev, this incident will go down as legend amongst your mates when you're talking about 'back in the day'.

I had an audio cassette full of Mark & Lard's funny stuff, can I fuck find it.

Oh dear. You'll be saying that phrase a few times over the next few years if you're anything like I was Kev.

Spill the beans K-Dawg, I thought you were on for a wild weekend?

Don't forget to call the new lads Mothers "Nigger" when you see them. It impressed Benty so much he ..... That was one person... Unlike the whole Mag away end at Boro a few years ago chanting "Mido wears a bomb". Don't try and take the moral high ground, it never works with you lot. It was 'Mido is a paedo' actually. And he does look like Richard Reid.

The 'Keys' character on that is guilty of some of the worst rapping outside of a liverpool FA cup single.

I'm with you on that one. He seems incredibly dense, even by footballer standards.

Want! AKA the Andrew shirt. It is a thing of beauty like.

How do you know someone already hasn't?

Didn't see it, but someone told me the new Stig look short (like Hammond height), would Chilton fit that description?

Love this:

For January? Last had a drink on the 2nd of Jan, won't be having another one until a week on Saturday.

Coming up to four weeks dry now. Saved a fortune as well.