Ayatollah Hermione

No panel, thank fuck. I quite like it now I’ve seen a better quality picture

Got to say like, Johnson going OTT on the flags is way down the list of things he needs booted all over about.

I think that means he likes them

Six year, man He’s decent but come on

Kyle Bartley for £3 million is the latest I see Bruce has had his whack

I’m picturing Gemmill as the lead in a sitcom where his buttons are constantly being pushed by his gammon-tastic family. That could be its name; The Gammon Family

My lass works for one of the trusts and she’s absolutely sick at the minute, like. Rafts of people off and absolutely no help or support incoming, it seems.

The ref set the tone by blowing for absolutely fuck all 3 times in the first two minutes. Their goal came from a light foul, so did our penalty. Everyone can politely get fucked.

Shut it, Father Dougal!

Was a blatant pen. The ref was a proper glue sniffer

England have been up there as favourites since the start of the tournament tbf. I think the shock of it all is that we’re in a final and haven’t actually fucked it up for once.

It’s like a draft excluder

I’m over Eriksen now. He should have been on the bench last night, the tart. My mate had his gall bladder taken out on Monday and he’s kicking his height already.

That’s what your ma said when she whipped my kegs off

first final for 55 years and the celebrations are over the top. Was Droopy your favourite cartoon character as a kid?

Here, mate. This is not the time to pick this battle, you sad act. How has Henderson been doing?

The bit where it cuts to the Danish Shame Kjaer couldn’t rescuscitate his teams chances of winning the tournament. Someone had to be the cunt that knocked them out and I’m over the moon it was. Sunday is too terrifying to even contemplate so I’m going to bed

Shut up, you’re crying

Roger Deaderer, more like.

Sounds like current day Bob Dylan

“Slimy Dago Town”

Pure nerdmobile

I’d rather be dead in the ground than give up the occasional potato waffle.

Had a dream we won 5-1 tonight. Granted, Paul Dummett and Emile Heskey scored

They’ll not vaccinate the kids because 90% of them test better than their privately tutored little shitcunts