Ayatollah Hermione

Look, I’ve been lockdown drinking since half 1, I won’t remember this in the morning so let’s just settle for the draw

Must be desperate times if you’re stealing his crack

I’d like to hear from MADBOB THE MAKEM

It’s no Tennants, like.

Barca in Tynemouth is doing a Hot Chocolate with Orange Baileys and it’s a total game changer

Just got round to this and it’s a good effort, like. There’s definitely a helping of 70s Dylan in there which surprised me.

On the other hand, I’ve heard that we’re going to be one of the first rollouts of the vaccine so who knows?

I hope not

Let it go about Tony Blair, Lynn. You’re never going to meet him

https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/steve-bruces-29-regulars-rated-19387014 The Chronicle with a headline promising a ranking of players from “Best to Worst” and then ranking them “Worst to Best” in the article about sums them up. Theres also two 13s so it’s actually 30 players

The fucking quality of these graphics for his daily routine of embarrassment Looks like something you’d see on a Middle Eastern Backstreet Boys fan page on Geocities

Hope I get superpowers from this vaccine. One of the good ones though, like mind-reading or a healing factor not a shit one like growing fins or...help me out, Fish

On one hand, it’s quite bad. On the other, the training ground being closed means Bruce can’t run any sessions so it’s swings and roundabouts

Just realised my Rich Energy hasn’t showed up yet, the Swamp Thing looking cunt

Bit contrived, that. Honestly, the place is on its arse

Should have called him “Beckhambauer” Look, Sunderland fans, I cant do it for you

Sene-Gone, more like

Makes sense they’d sack their manager before Burton considering it’s their new derby.

The Green Cross Corpse, they’re calling him.

If you ever needed proof that it’s a tinpot league.

Feel the Corpse, Luke. Or something

Genuinely baffling that his employer see him posting complete bollocks when ripped to the tits on wine and seemingly don’t say anything. Not like he’s getting clicks

Hearing that Joelinton put in a performance akin to a Shola vintage from 2005, can anyone confirm?

Saw Hendrick lose a header with himself and knock it off to watch Taskmaster instead

Hate to agree with Fish but Zaha and Saint-Maximin being missing robs this game of the only flair it’ll have. Instead, we get Cahill and Lascelles colliding like Godzilla and Mothra every time there’s a set piece.