Ayatollah Hermione

Pretty sure the sun came back out after Charlton scored. Even Ra, the god of sun, is against them.

Wonder how that special relationship with Charlton is holding up now.

Cattermole crying on the pitch at Wembley is an iconic image. Especially after he missed the penalty earlier in the season. in general as well

They should be congratulated on winning the “Being a Daft Cunt in London” trophy twice in a calendar year.

I’ll pick up the slack. Having a curry tonight, at a family BBQ tomorrow and out on the drink on Sunday. I am going for a run on Saturday and Sunday morning though so that cancels it out.

"MERCURY VS. JOHN: THERE'S A NEW QUEEN IN TOWN"

We had some absolute shite in the past, we shouldn’t pretend crap kits are exclusive to the present. Also, we’re far from alone in having piss-takingly shoddy kits. Man United haven’t had a good one for about 5 seasons, how hard is it to fuck up red and black?

Joey Barton’s planned course of action is the correct one, thanks for reading.

I find that I'm struggling to be arsed about it tbh. Aye, it's lifting but after about 5 games, we'll all be used to it and it's not like it's a law that you need to drop 60 quid on it. If people have a mental desire to have a new top every year, just get one of the retro ones.

Have you ever seen Mum, Renton? From the creator of Him and Her and it's similarly excellent. Low-key, character driven comedy with excellent performances.

Mario Fernandes is the latest one linked. Fake Russian who looked excellent in the World Cup, even if that is a foolish thing to do when rating a player. The sticking point may well be his £26 million asking price The start of the windows are great when you see the players that Rafa would like to go after, even if we didn't get them i.e. Mata and Fernandes and then you compare them to the ones we end up with.

Was quite busy at mine though there was a Weight Watchers meeting next door.

Pretty sure this new strip was worn by Tyneside on PES 4

Did THE DON just go from 2 to 4 in his list? No wonder they’re fucked, he can’t even count.

Man United attempting to panic buy highly rated youngsters with no idea of how to put them all in a system will make for an entertaining season next year.

I can't wait for the invented conversations with Charlton fans about how we're all arseholes, me.

If Charlton beat them on penalties again, you’ll sharp see a change in their attitude. Also, who, outside of Charlton, has any real association with Charlton? I remember Scott Parker scoring that screamer and Dean Kiely and that’s about it.

Formula Gone, more like.

It's like that classic chant, "Nobody likes us and we don't care - actually, we do care, why are you slagging us? Don't we both hate the Mags? Here, you marras have went down in my estimayshun"

Pathetic. Mind, if two clubs were ever suited for each other. Cilla herself couldn't get a better couple together.

Getting trigged by a milkshake chucked at a racist so he makes an account on a football message board to own the libs. Sad, stone-age cunt.

Sadly, I think they’re going to do it. Still, rest assured I’m going to bet on them to win, just to jinx them.

Truly, the real Game of Thrones were the friends we made along the way

I genuinely think that Rafa and Rondon will be here next season. It might be a ridiculous dream but I'm willing to believe. Mind, Bolasie is a fucking nightmare person and I'd rather not sign him once than sign Joselu twice.

Having said all this, I reckon they're winning the playoff final.