Ayatollah Hermione

I see we won’t accept less than £15 million for Hayden but would we fuck pay that ourselves for a half-decent utility player. We’re a right set of chancers

By official parlance, Milner and Wijnaldum are adopted Geordies, therefore we win 2-1 on ex-players lifting the trophy. Mignolet doesn't count.

They still need to pack it in. Nobody likes them, their manager is a speccy bastard and Jordan Henderson's favourite food is Tippex.

Ajax, you're our only hope.

Absolutely beyond a joke that BT have McManaman commentating on Liverpool games btw

Honestly wish Liverpool would just accept that they're fucked and pack it in. Suppose they can resort to a few more bouts of cheating before the season is up but fuck me, know when you're beat.

Started Line of Duty since I'm annoyed at people banging on about it and me not knowing what's going on and seeing Jamie from The Thick Of It in a role where he's not using immensely foul language is taking some getting used to.

Kompany will get goal of the season because of the context and the fact that people’s memories only stretch as far back as Sky tells them but Schaer’s was a better hit. Was Townsend’s volley against Man City this season? Arsenal scored some unbelievable team goals nearer the start of the year. As a pure goal, Kompany’s is a way behind a few other standouts.

It was quite impressive to see Mike Dean try and steal the spotlight in the last 5 minutes though. A string of questionable decisions, pedantry and flamboyant yellow card flourishes in his trademark “Baldy Arsehole” style.

Just a shit Schar tbh. Tyler and Neville’s embarrassing fucking “Ohhhhh!” btw Lifting

Wonder who those refs want to win the title

"Ha Ha, what I did was, very cleverly, was to spell Brexit on the ballot paper while people starve to death."

Well, they should have done.

Wait, did they call a range of their cars "golf" because they "drive"?!! Someone please collect my mind from the four corners of the Earth.

Hope he signs the contract at full time on Saturday over Klopp's beaten body.

Loved inventing goals. Said he got over 1000, he probably got about 214. Shite, get rid of him.

Fucking hell

I'm sure a little bit of piss came out too so Peebok

Proper Mam comment from Wykiki there.

For as much as Liverpool had their spells, I thought from about an hour onwards, Barca sussed them and outclassed them. The two divvies on BT Sport were asking why Liverpool were trying to be so precise instead of crossing balls into space, somehow ignoring that Barca had every defender as well as Busquets, Rakitic and Vidal in the box when Liverpool had the ball out wide, completely restricting the space. If Dembele wasn't such a donkey, the tie would be done and dusted. As much as I'd like to see Ajax's young team win, I think this Barca side has too much know-how, quality and experience at this stage to be beaten by anybody. Not to mention Messi being in the mood for another treble.

If Dummett could score a free kick like Messi’s, it might help as well

All we have to do on Saturday is produce a similar slice of brilliance to Barça just there. Simple

Nilufer Yanga -- Miss Universe Quite fitting that 2019 has given us the first glimpse of the future of music into the new roaring twenties. This is some of the finest pop music I've heard in years. The melodies and arrangements never go where you think they will and it's the first, brilliant distilling of the readily available influences in the streaming age.

Roy Keane is another name suggested Not to mention a lot of talk about some managers being able to commute to “Ponteland Airport” with no bother. They’re in fine voice this morning

They have got a plan. They’re leaking stories about a new manager search before simply appointing Mark Hughes.