Ayatollah Hermione

If Shola was as good a footballer as he is a bloke, he'd have been some boy. The injury-riddled donkey

Have a good one, Fister. Have a Rude Kid strip from Viz as a present

And Everton are spunking money on everyone and have just banked £75 million+ for Lukaku so I'd quote them stupid money as well

He has a job to do tbf

The Mail, who tend to be a bit more reliable with our stuff, also reckons we're in for Delph. So, within a day, we've put together a 17 million bid for one midfielder while also going for another. Almost like you shouldn't bother listening to anything they write.

The rumours page has everything up until the 3rd of July, including some fucking stupid links like Loftus-Cheek and Huddlestone. We're linked with players every day but why bother being interested until there's anything concrete?

Other than Ryder's story about Darlow linking us to Reina? And yesterday's link to Murphy from Norwich? NUFC.com usually does a good job of collating all the rumours from all manners of shite

I think Darlow could get better but him and Elliot are as much of a muchness to me and you wouldn't get £5 million for Elliot at this point. Maybe Rafa sees Krul as Number 1 with Woodman set to challenge him in a couple of seasons?

My bus fare has went up 10p as well. That's an extra quid a week I'm shelling out and that's money I could spend on Frisps or pop

Finishing behind the BNP

Not to mention running as Conservative MP in 2005. The shithouse

Joe Fart, more like

China/Russia on mental money, getting the last laugh

We get something in place that should, in theory, see us be able to complete deals quicker and there's still whinging in here. Have a day off, lads.

I see they've got O'Shea for another year who, I imagine, should be alright down there. Until he comes up against a bit of pace anyway

That's why I'll be amazed if we do much business over here. Bournemouth will probably spend over £50 million and they probably won't improve on their position from last year.

Transformers and superhero films are both major, popcorn blockbusters as far as I can see. Only difference is that the scripts for the Marvel films are better and Fish has an affinity for the source material.

Funnily enough, a lass I was friendly with was telling me that the kids she works with (at a school, she's not in some weird community project) didn't really know that Hughton was once our manager and got us out of the league which I thought was mental until I realised it was 7-8 years ago and it halfway makes sense that a 12 year old might not have a great memory of it. What I'm saying is, 90% of the posters on there being 12 suddenly makes a lot of sense.

I saw something on Twitter the other day that most of Rafa's business is done in July and August. As is EVERYONE ELSE'S

That didn't take long

I really fancied William Bell with the Stax All-Stars (or whatever they're called) but not for 35 quid a ticket, zut alores. Not like that has much impact on anything you've just said there, I just wanted to say it.

Didn't realise he was in the Drive-By Truckers during the time when their albums were interesting on top of it. Lovely stuff, Lynn.

As a man who attended all three games against them, I remember Preston being pretty "physical" against us last season. Big fucker up top and lots of piss and wind. Unfortunately, we also put 12 goals past them and Grayson doesn't have much of a CV past getting two sides promoted from League One. A utilitarian appointment for making sure they don't get relegated again tbh

Jason Isbell's new one. Perfectly written, perfectly arranged Americana for sipping bourbon to.

Butch Cassidy - Still one of the finest cinema partnerships in history with Newman and Redford.