Ayatollah Hermione

The Man With The Golden Urn! But no, very sad. Used to love Cannonball Run as a bairn

Still reckon he'll be sacked by December. I like the bloke and he did a very good job at stabilising what could have been a disaster up here but he isn't a good Premier League manager imo. I also notice that Henry Winter gave mention to a "huge cheer" when he was announced. You'd like to think it's because he has the respect of the footballing side of this country but the cynic in me can't help but think it's the rest of the Championship being the sad bastards they are living vicariously through the fact it wasn't us and Rafa. You've got to take any victory when you're eating our dust, I suppose.

Lovely summer morning action, here.

Looking at Derek McInnes apparently. I don't know either.

Genuinely think whoever introduced The West Wing to CT should be put in prison for life.

It can't come quick enough if you ask me.

Was he wearing one of those deafening shirts?

This is the most spastic post I've ever seen and I used to sit through Fop's arguments on my breaks at uni

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/39861403 They've put all of Lawrenson's results in a league table, scroll to the bottom to find it. Liverpool winning the title after an unbeaten season ffs

Because they're cunts.

If it goes through, that'll end Brighton's chances of staying up anyway

The two finalists have a +4 goal difference between them

Reading are just like one continual, sideways passing, possession retaining, wet fart and I hope it's them because they'll win about 4 games all season. If they're lucky

OutRun is an outrageously good game tbf

Who is still fooled by him? Scouts/managers will have seen him do absolutely dogshit at us and even worse at Spurs. His agent will be trying to get mega money for him too since the pair of them seem to be in complete denial about his talent, or lack thereof.

I think most of the Soundgarden songs I like, I like because of the musicianship going on around Cornell but you couldn't deny how good a vocalist and rock songwriter he was. That shows the most in Temple of The Dog which, if you like Soundgarden, is pretty much essential. Shame.

Lazaar seems (seemed?) to play with his head down a lot, especially in that Wolves cup game where he was just pinging crosses into the box without knowing if anyone was there. There must be a reason that Paul Dummett is keeping him out.

Think Cardiff's colour change a few years ago was based on that and that didn't work out well. Well done, China. You've just relegated us

Moses is Copperfield (Parting the sea/Making the Statue of Liberty disappear) Jesus is Blaine (Pissing about in that cave/Pissing about in that box) Makes sense when you think about it

I reckon he was just the inventor of sleight of hand magic tricks and it blew everyone's nips off

I drive my car so fast that speed cameras can't even detect me

My uncle went to New York before and after 9/11 and those towers were there the first time and definitely weren't there the second time. Though, my uncle and the other 200 people on his flight may have been pulled to one side and keep it on the hush hush, who knows?

How did this go unchallenged? If I say something like "When the sun is out, my arse grows wings and I can fart thunder", it's not up to everyone else to prove I can't. This can't go on. Ant, close the forum down.

On the other hand, Darlow and Elliott aren't good enough. Sign a good keeper now and that's that position (hopefully) sorted for the next few years and avoids any potential dropped points through clangers