Ayatollah Hermione

Its almost like it's only the 2nd of June

Give it a few days and they'll be running stories about how we're all picking on her.

All the more reason to get Eurosceptic Corbyn tbqpfhwy

Fish, I'm getting your family and friends together and we're going to sit down and get you through this rough patch. We're coming from a place of love.

If there was any club out there who would listen to the likes of Savage and Merson about giving Ryan Giggs a job, it'd be Sunderland.

2 year deal for Wenger. A deal that is well worth it because it's upset Piers Morgan, as far as I'm concerned.

Anyone see that ridiculous pre-prepared question comparing her to Churchill that she answered today, man? A leader who can only answer very specifically worded questions, asked of her by plants and she's pretending that the EU won't boot her flaps all over the floor.

Only when examining the chalk outlines of your victims

Ian Cathro's replacement. At us, I mean, not Hearts.

You just have to look at some of the clangers we've dropped this year to see that Darlow isn't vocal enough. Clark's own goal against QPR and Dummett's against Fulham (?) spring to mind where they could have been avoided had he given them a shout.

"Perhaps it was not wrong" when it comes to picking the same team suggests that he reckons they'd have won the league had he played

Consensus is that Corbyn came out of it looking better so of course he's found issue with it. It must be fucking hard work keeping this up, CT

You're as much a shambles as whatever May's performance last night was. I think I caught the cameramen laughing at one point

Wagner seems like a right precious tart so I hope Pulis does him over 2-0 with two set pieces at the start of the season so he can set a whinging precedent

Fuck me, what a total shambles. She looks like a woman who called an election without thinking about what it might entail

He wants to fuck off back to that trumped up pub quiz he presents and let people do some actual talking.

Noticed when he was doing the punditry for the Europa League Final that he's starting to pile the beef on. The little fat shit

I was quite optimistic about Labour closing the gap until Captain Bitch Tits up there got on board. You just can't let anyone have any fun, can you?

Going out straight from work tomorrow, probably down the Quayside and you had better believe I'm readying my perv goggles.

We just need to wait for the intrepid hero that figures out an easy way to iron the sponsor off the front and we're in.

This still going?

My mate knew one of the lads from Gateshead killed in the attacks so that made watching the match with him last night a laugh Not sure if it's actually been reported yet but there you go

I thought it was an open secret that he was off to Man Utd? Or am I thinking of someone else? Find out for me, Fish

Bournemouth have always spent a canny whack, especially since coming up. In their first season, they blew about 10 million on Tyrone Mings, they spent £15 million on Ibe last season. They've definitely got it to spend.

The Man With The Golden Urn! But no, very sad. Used to love Cannonball Run as a bairn