Ayatollah Hermione

Couldn't get away with C. Duncan or Wolf Alice either. Love that Roisin Murphy album though. Wonder if they'll hoy Laura Marling on again, she must be sick of going to these events now.

Rob Elliot eats chicken dippers for breakfast.

Think a clean sheet would do them the world of good too. As soon as we let one in, they just crumble. It can go in off Mitrovic's arse and they can hit the post 500 times for all I care, take the 1-0 and be happy.

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Hope Sissoko is dropped. That'll be a victory for me.

Is that a French dish?

So, Deliveroo is a middle-class Just Eat?

"all the best, you boring brummie prick. Love, Steve"

At this point, Carlton Palmer was probably just happy someone talked to him.

You mean you haven't taken a dodgy photo of a pigeon getting chinned by a sparrow?

Once you realise that he can't make a save on his right hand side, it'll aggravate you for the rest of your days. Still, he's better than the rest of them. It's a big ask to recall Woodman and give him a run in the side, mind.

You standing there, face pressed up to the window with tears in your eyes as it takes off into the sky

How was Show Me a Hero? Loved The Wire but couldn't get away with Treme so not sure about this. Started watching some of that new Heroes, jesus wept. The CGI looks like something from 1997

The Derby game at home under him was atrocious too. Tried to keep the draw and ended up conceding which was a theme of his management. One of those will be exempt from criticism because arse licking pundits are mates with him

Aye, he's basically "I'm alright, Jack" in human form, coupled with an innate ability to bounce from opinion to opinion, depending on what he thinks will get him the most attention.

A lot of people who should know better have been telling me about Suits but I still refuse to watch it.

what a weapon

That article ANS posted has literally everything to do with Cameron.

Fucking can't wait for Mitrovic in the derby.

https://vine.co/v/eULpzTdw5nJ

I can confirm that Gemmill sent me a PM, asking where he could get a leather duster and some wrap-around shades. He said, and I quote. "I reckon I'll look class" I didn't comment.

Excuse me, they're losing to a country named after me. an annoying plastic faced BLOKE

Isn't that every Christmas game? Party season, indeed.

Love "hapless Englishman" We have our integrity. I think they should all be made to give their embezzled money to soldiers