Ayatollah Hermione

The second and third goals, man Pure amateur hour caper from our lads

Honestly think we should just walk off

Unbelievable how we're just completely incapable of not shooting ourselves in the head

Excellent performance considering we basically have 10 men on the pitch.

I don't care if he was offside, he wasn't.

THE GOUFF, THE GOUFF, THE GOUFF IS ON FIRE

I'm using Kodi, it's sound, just give yourself 5 minutes to find a stream. I didn't today and I feel like a damn fool. Got one now like but it's BT so have to listen to Savage and that woodenhead Ian Wright.

He's definitely set in at Palace now, his set-up today is precisely what it was at Newcastle. Long balls to a five foot striker and then putting all the creative emphasis on one player in Zaha. If Pulis set his teams up with any kind of pace whatsoever, they could hit them on the break and they'd be as fragile as ever.

"and sort your clobber out, you look like a magician in a strip club"

I'm away, me. Haydn here hasn't experienced a world without Channel 5

oh my god, people born in 2000 are 15

Reckon this is clearly better than last years but still has some of the faults. It's clearly at its worst with Ultimate Team IMO. Pro Clubs is where it's at.

Duncan Bannatyne - "I wanted to invest... but ye turrn'ed me dooon!"

Minions

Oh, I see. The alien extraction beam is shaped like a pyramid. I get it.

do me fukin garden mate

Funniest thing is, Man Utd and Van Gaal's ability to grind out 1-0 wins against the dreck of this league will convince them they can do the same in Europe i.e. setting themselves up for another fall.

Aye, I'd be useless. Never noticed before how much he's dressed like Where's Wally

If a Thai Bride took one look at my pay packet, she'd be on the first plane back.

So, the aliens came down on the ark from the moon

Aye, he's quite clearly got all the talent in the world but there was a reason he was at newly promoted Newcastle United at 24 and Nice at 28 and it's not all Alan Pardew's fault.

I will. Just to see if I can get Ant wound up.

If those 4 pot-shots he used to take from 40 yards out every home game went in, there'd be loads.

Poster boy for the response to Pardew's anti-football, that should have said. As in, the very literal one.