Ayatollah Hermione

Well done, Fist. Hope you celebrate by spending some of your pay rise on a big titted redhead escort for the evening. You've earned it.

Not surprised that Janmaat is injured after doing all of Sissoko's work for 2 month.

CT is trying to make the GB swimming team for Rio next year.

He loves Cabaye, mind. Probably sends Graham Carr a Christmas card every year to thank him because he'd have never signed him himself.

We're garbage, like. Still need to find this year's Red Bull Salzburg

Remember when he linked to that gay porn site?

He'll forget every time as well and have to delete half of his rant.

Genuinely think he needs a full season to see how he handles the mental side of things. I think his situation would be immeasurably improved if we sold Sissoko. If he's away, I reckon we don't lose until next Christmas, the fucking cowardly arsehole.

Aye, he got away with it again and has a new world record

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It's completely on purpose. Short, if nothing else, recognises the effect that beating us has on getting the fans onside. What's worse is that he appoints fucking knackers and we still get beat.

Going to watch that tomorrow but choosing to do it after a 12 hour shift. Fully expecting to cry and put my notice in after it.

Hope Pardew gets the Liverpool job. The attacking onus will be on Milner, Coutinho will be dropped for his lack of tracking back, long, hoofed balls to Sturridge. Come on, Liverpool, let's have a good laugh.

I'm imagining Barclay getting burrowed into the earth like Wile E Coyote after an anvil falls on him.

That's what I was about to say re: Mitrovic. Looks like he's landed on Mitrovic and Perez as the front two and we can hopefully give lesser teams trouble with those two. Get it to them and it'll stick which is more than you can say about Cisse. Still not sure there's time for panic yet, though. There's goals in that front two, Wijnaldum shows flashes (two goals and an assist so far, I believe) and a fully fit, in-form Tiote is a huge asset, if we can get him there.

Still think that there's things we're doing better than last season. For forty minutes yesterday, we did things well but the usual Keystone Cops routine at the back reared it's head. I think the hardest job McClaren has is sorting out the lack of confidence and trying to get some kind of late resurgence out of Coloccini. It's some fucking job he's got when you look at it like that. Also, he could hire a hitman to end Sissoko's career.

Not the @, just the display name because I'm a fan of shit wordplay

Aye, short memories all round. He routinely got humped down there.

Don't worry, I'm #BackingTheCampaign

Alan Pardew never went anywhere to win. That's an improvement in my book.

What an arsehole he is. Pretending to be injured so he could come off and he thinks he should be at a Champions League team! I'm sure he'd like to coast through games at PSG when they're playing the Somme Under 6s but how's he going to cope in Champions League Semi-Finals? Vidal would throw a tackle in at him and he'd have the white flag out.

I blame Sissoko

That's why you get whoppers his age (not you, Haydn the big dog) on Twitter going on about Pardew being brilliant. Nar, we've seen actual quality in our managers and sides.