Ayatollah Hermione

watching Broadchurch and it's very good but my only gripe is that, if it was American, the fit mother would have definitely had her chebs out.

Not heard someone called a 'spic' in ages good old fashioned, harmless racism that.

Obertan could have been turned into a decent impact sub with a bit of decent coaching. Even in that first season, he was useful against tired legs (Blackburn and Bolton away). It would take a good coach though since he's obviously got no footballing brain whatsoever.

That's the English FA in a nutshell though. They tend to look at decent ideas and conspire to do the opposite. Having said that, at times in the World Cup, refs were calling the wall far shorter than 10 yards, specifically when Brazil were involved. Funny that.

The problem is that Coloccini has been on a decline for 18 months tbh and Williamson isn't the kind of centre half you want playing more than 10 or so games a season. We have the successor for Coloccini in Yanga-Mbwia, we just need an improvement on Williamson. In typical Newcastle fashion, we're obviously going to offload Yanga-Mbwia though.

I couldn't give a fuck about money, it's not mine they're spending.

Not sure like, it took you lot about 4 seasons. Wonder what it was that made you hate him.

Why do you keep saying "Spiderman" when you're driving though?

half-eaten bag of Wotsits tbh.

Love that sort of fan denial, man. One of the best players on the planet has fucked off to one of the biggest clubs in the world (yes, even bigger than Liverpool if they can fathom that) after almost delivering them a Premier League title by himself and they're not going to miss him? Aye, right you are.

Don't listen to them, CT. Here's what they really do: First, they head to Transylvania and liason with the local vampire hunters. For a small (but not insubstantial) fee, these vampire hunters will kill a local vampire by stabbing him through the chest with a stake. Beforehand, the restaurant will coat the tip of the stake with some garlic oil so when it plunges into the vampire's chest, the garlic oil becomes entwined with the vampire's blood. Then, the hunter brings the vampire corpse back to the restaurant who then carve it up, halal style, draining the blood into a bucket which they then thin out with something scientific and hey presto, you have your true garlic taste.

If we get past the 4th round of the FA Cup, I'll do something pua daft.

A shame but no real surprise that another academy graduate hasn't made it up here. A double shame because we're crying out for wide players.

Derby will do well to be relegated, mind. Us to finish top 10 after a very shaky Christmas period. 1 point max from the derby games. Pardew to not have a single idea how to put Cabella, De Jong, Sissoko, Anita and Tiote in the same team. Liverpool to be in the top 4 but nowhere near as enjoyable to watch as last season. Mourinho to win the league, taking any amounts of piss as he goes. Swansea to go down.

A man after our hearts.

Happy birthday, my clementine

Perv.

Strewth!

Faustino Sarsaparilla?

http://wikitravel.org/en/New_Jersey This could be a decent jumping off point. I recommend you use the proper slang and refer to it as "Joisey" though.

Anyone see Serena Williams try and hit her serves when she was ill? Looked like she was on an epic cowie comedown.

Aye, the Rockerfeller is class. Wouldn't like to take the stairs though if that big lift broke.

Come to mine for a can of premium lager and the football.

I'm purely watching this on a "silly action movie" scale now because it really has become so ridiculous. Also, the dragon queen is absolutely the worst part of this whole thing btw. She's firmly in the category of people who, when they're on screen, make me hope Brienne is right around the corner. The real best character.

Got one more episode of Season 4 to watch and how this is still treated as any kind of serious show is completely beyond me. The levels of violence, man Nothing has any importance because it's all wrapped up in this ridiculous gore. It's like what a 15 year old imagines when they play Skyrim. Plenty chebs though but not enough to make up for the fact that for about 15 characters this season, absolutely fuck all has happened. If the books are going to take that long to finish, just go off on your own direction. Also, Aiden Gillen needs to pack in that accent. It's nearly as bad as his one in The Wire. i'll still finish it like because there's about 3 things going on that are actually interesting. And if that dragon wife doesn't get her skates on, I literally can't imagine what she gets up to in the next book, aside from staring off into space and doing absolutely fuck all. She's got 3 dragons. Just hop on one, ride it to King's Landing and gan fucking radge.