Ayatollah Hermione

Refereeing decisions are like my shites after 8 pints: No consistency.

Aye, you were driving through the channel tunnel at the time.

Aye. Shame that English accent sounds like it's come about because of a blow to the head.

I come across a car crash every time you post tbh.

Aye, all style, no substance. Tries to coast off the performances but Amy Adams is absolutely shocking in it.

Another page in my argument that Spanish/Portuguese/South American music is secretly the best music. Even when they're taking our genres, they're doing it better. Great guitarwork in this band who are worth anyone's time.

more like Oscar GUNSHOOTALOT

Aye, can see you now. "Well, I don't WANT to eat this Lamb Curry you've knocked up. Nor do I want the Naan bread and Bhajis you've lovingly supplied for me. What's that? Wash it down with some Cobra? I REALLY shouldn't but OK, then"

Couldn't make it up. You're just as bad.

Less of that love, there's a picture of the wife in the wallet.

Sol Campbell for us btw, Jesus wept. Can believe that he was just signing because he loved the pub food in Northumberland.

As soon as they moved out from the first game, they should have moved into labelling the games "Gotham". Aside from that, this is all convincing me to go next-gen in the summer. Origins was shit like but this is Rocksteady's big dogs so I have hope.

The French Dave Whelan, this gobshite. Mike Ashley will personally turn Remy Cabella's head and this fat nugget will have no choice but to piss and moan in the press for months afterwards.

Someone will come along and misconstrue that, you dirty mackem bastard.

Glad you're ok, Gloomy. Funnily enough, I had to jump out the way of some mad cunt who nearly hit me with his car last night as well. Was crossing the road, he indicated at the last second, saw me and just kept going. Had to swing my back leg forward or he'd have got me. Prick had the nerve to blame me as well. As he was speeding off down the road. I'm in the area all the time so if I see him again, I'll fucking spark him out.

Some fair amount of bitterness coming from our lot atm like if you want to compare small-time carry-on. It'll be good for North East football for them to win this even though I wish it was us. Anyone that's calling this a Mickey Mouse cup would be tugging themselves off if we were in their shoes today and rightfully so, their relegation battle aside.

You can tell you love video games a bit too much.

The bits where you swing from your ship to an enemy one on a big bit of rope and leap off with an anus-piercing sword blow are comfortably the best in that game. Shame it's got all that iffy sneaking instead of full frontal, Master and Commander style ship-sinking fuckery.

If you keep posting on here during work, Des, you're going to end up piercing a crucial water pipe and get loads of shitty sewage in your eyes like something from a Tex Avery cartoon.

An unlikely hero emerges

shocking

The parking space you were using.

Can see their pace giving us some bother, especially if we're pushing for a goal and play a high line. De Jong to look slightly fitter, Remy to score, 1-1

That's just because he's scared of fire.

with the wrappers still on, i reckon.