Ayatollah Hermione

Did your wife ask you why you were hunched over the telly taking photos?

Marveaux couldn't tackle a crossword.

I'm leaving early. Leaving this thread, that is.

A lot of people dislike it because it doesn't sound like they want it to and to that, I say they can fuck right off. Who really wants Daft Punk to sound like 1997 Daft Punk in 2013?

Is it someone on here that calls it "Twat Alley"?

Harper didn't play very often because he's never been very good tbh.

Would be some hangover to still be wrecked on Sunday. I'm sure Hatem will be though.

Gears of War Judgment: Teammate AI renders them totally useless. I hope Epic develop the next one because jesus wept.

Garlic Bread?

I'm constantly impressed that, no matter the situation, Steven Taylor will always look like a total divvy.

Aye, I think it begins to run out of steam toward the end but brings it back round with Contact. Hope everyone starts ripping off old Italian Disco now.

Just finished Season 2 of this and I give it 5 THUMBS UP. I know Season 3 splits the third book in half so has it slowed down to a crawl or if I blast them all in a marathon when it's finished, will it not seem bad?

You'd have to be a borderline headcase to go out with Fish though. My case is getting dismantled here like

That's where I'm heading next like. You brunette ladies are lovely but I'm a simple man and I have no time for arguing the toss with nutters.

If you're worried about witnessing a potential battering, Newcastle United is the wrong club to support tbh.

I'd like to see some fresh options up front really, not just the typical big bloke like Shola. Someone with a bit of pace if Gouffran is ever fucked. Would like to see Gosling turfed out so Bigirimana can get some more game time and hopefully, Vuckic can prove he's not a total donkey. A RB will be needed if Simpson goes unless Tavernier proves to be a viable option. I think we'll see a fair bit of movement but I don't think we'll like all of it. Cabaye to leave would be my guess.

That's the worst thing about liking brunettes with dark eyes. THEY'RE FUCKING MENTAL.

You'll do

Of all Pardew's faux pas', asking us to come in fancy dress is the worst of all. Sack him.

I will NEVER get past Alan Pardew being a bit rubbish. Just like I haven't Gullit, Dalglish, Roeder, Kinnear, Shearer and Allardyce. My life is a bubbling wreck.

Why don't they ban ammunition?

New Daft Punk. Get in!

"I COULDN'T STOP POSTING MEMES"

Nathan For You is the best comedy that's been made in years. Fake reality show about a man that attempts to help struggling businesses.