Ayatollah Hermione

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zwc1Wi-mlCI This is my brain

The government WANT you to be ill. The sickness is IN the drugs!

I like to think it's

How'd it take you this long?! Can't believe you watched the US one first.

I only hope that the rumoured subscription business is just that. That PS4 racing game set a pretty good standard for next-gen racing graphics so I hope Forza 5 can better it. We all know next-gen graphics must be judged on the cars.

Phoenix

Aye, to eat his bait off.

Aye, as a collective, they're not good enough to properly make me laugh with it. The crack from us has been better about it; they can't resist their favourite "scum" and "classy" buzzwords.

Artificial grass still grows.

Tears? You're not trying to sniff them when they're lit, are you?

that's a euphemism.

:lol: ARAGORN!

aye, right you are.

and lo, much like a banshee, his howls were brash and offensive, devoid of warmth, wit and substance

Aye, it is. First time in forever I've not bothered queuing anything else up, I've just been hitting repeat.

haha, aye, my dad knows some complete knackers like and you don't realise until you look back and think "nar, he was probably constantly out of his bracket on Tetley's". I mean it with the people you'd get knocking about at the match then because they've disappeared, it seems (for better or worse) and it properly adds some flavour and gives it the character it must have had. The match is always better when you're surrounded by 5 pissed up lunatics than it is 300 jaded 60 year olds. Hope you can get a few more out like, always love reading up about the match in those days. Seems so foreign to someone that wasn't old enough to experience it with how it is now.

all i wanted to do was talk about my beloved club . mean thats what forums are for. Because i put up to many topics i get verbally abused i get called a cunt. and everything. i dont need this. i dont deserve it. So thanks for having me. enjoyed my time here. See yer all around

I've listened to Heaven or Las Vegas about 25 times this week. I think I need Parky to come and tell me that's normal behaviour.

Aye, as much as he's a thoroughly dislikable chap, he's been carrying Liverpool this season far more than Bale's been carrying Spurs. Tremendous footballer whose close control is different class.

Good read that, Stevie, mate. Absolutely no reason you can't put something together if you stick with it; Billy Furious released a book that was him looking back on the promotion season in much a similar tone. I love reading anything like this as it properly feels like something from a different era even though it's in my lifetime. If you can remember more stories of any foul-mouthed, pissed up mates of your fatha, that'd be sound. Nowt brings a story to life more.

You're a slave to stats you, like.

Aye, that's what I mean. Glad it's shite; means I can get through my backlog quicker. Hooray.

Aye. Spent so much time on that mechanic and absolutely nothing on making the rest of it fun to play.