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Ayatollah Hermione

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  1. Ayatollah Hermione
    Headline on the metro today was something like "NOW SAVILE MOLESTED THE DEAD" and I burst out laughing on a crowded carriage.
  2. Ayatollah Hermione
    Man, the first few levels of this are pretty awful but it blasts MW2's Favela levels apart so there's always a plus. Grows a bit tired by the end, needs the humour of the first two back and Rockstar's writers are growing increasingly more full of themselves but hey, the shooting works better than any of their games so far and the shitty one-liners are good for comedy value. Be warned that Max is basically made of toilet paper though so you will die a lot if you don't get into cover or bullet time within 4 seconds.
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    I have a new save file on this now where I just run around the town throwing bins and boxes at people. Five. Stars.
  4. Ayatollah Hermione
    Aye, that was shocking. Felt embarrassed for the bloke in the end, derbies like this are clearly beyond him.
  5. Ayatollah Hermione
    Tiote: a liability who has been sent off twice; both in arguable circumstances. Ref fucked the game but we still came out with a point. They were shocking considering they had an extra man, mind. They can't beat us, soz.
  6. Ayatollah Hermione
    Tiote's tackle was nowhere near a red card. What a ludicrous decision.
  7. Ayatollah Hermione
    It's time. Shola is currently eating an apple, stroking Jonas' hair and preparing his team-talk. He knows
  8. Ayatollah Hermione
    Disagree. Think the jokes themselves are weak as owt.
  9. Ayatollah Hermione
    And like Paul McCartney, Mongbird is now only wheeled out on special occasions to make a tit of himself.
  10. Ayatollah Hermione
    I hope he brings Shola and Sammy on at the same time. The Ameobi Special Move as the collective arses of Wearside drop.
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    Not very good. Seems to have went through the BBC rewrite wringer and come out with all personality, comedy and wit removed.
  13. Ayatollah Hermione
    You should have went over, slapped it out of their hands, given them a protein bar and completely ruined their childhood.
  14. Ayatollah Hermione
    Glasses are the business, man.
  15. Ayatollah Hermione
    They should have used some of the Carol money.
  16. Ayatollah Hermione
    I'm more more offended by his shit name.
  17. Ayatollah Hermione
    Banging their fists off the table like Viking retards.
  18. Ayatollah Hermione
    That's tremendous reading. "Comprehensively ripped apart" in response to "fuck off" being said a lot. Mackem wit
  19. Ayatollah Hermione
    Hold on, you thought we'd beat Man United FIVE-NIL? Are you on this Earth? I will absolutely argue with you on this
  20. Ayatollah Hermione
    I'm trying not to think about it like but the Dembas are fresh from getting dropped out the ACN so hopefully they're up for it in the right way. If we set up 4-3-3 with Colo, Taylor and Krul back, I'll be a lot calmer
  21. Ayatollah Hermione
    The battle for search engine dominance may be won but on the shores of mobile gaming, GPS map applications and internet browsing, the war has merely just begun. What an age.
  22. Ayatollah Hermione
    Aye
  23. Ayatollah Hermione
    I think Pardew's got him nailed down as an impact sub tbh but then again, he was excellent against Bordeaux. He's certainly capable of giving defences a bit of a nightmare now when we play direct and his hold-up play is better than it ever was. This is the best he's ever been and the best he'll probably get. I still love the bloke though, seems like a top man.
  24. Ayatollah Hermione
    Let's step outside, bitch. I'll beat you in time with his best drumming performances.
  25. Ayatollah Hermione
    Don't let yourself get ripped off, man.
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